Chapter 4
Is the lamp occupied?
Yes, with an extremely annoyed genie
The lamp began to billow out a cloud of smoke. Kevin coughed as he breathed it in, but he was able to stop after a few moments. Floating in the bathtub was a giant slab of garlic bread. One of the incisions filled with garlic butter opened and started to speak. "I am a sex genie, and can grant you unlimited wishes, as long as they're of a sexual nature."
"Well you've come to the wrong place, mate." He was slightly irritated by the genie's expectation he would enjoy it. "I am ace. And aro. I have no wishes of my own which you can grant."
"What the fuck man." The genie was irritated, and changed to a deep red. "I am bound to you, master, until your wishes have accummulated enough sexual energy to free me, we are inseperable."
"So I can't abandon you? Or gift you to the lesbian platoon who live nextdoor?" He was plaintive and ****. "There's nothing I can do, is there?"
"That's the long-and-short of it, yes." The genie almost seemed resigned to his fate. "I am bound to you until you die. Which is bad for me."
"Hang on. The wishes have to be sexual, but do they have to pertain to me?" Kevin was **** to be free of the demon.
"No, but we would expect them to. Although the higher-ups might let me bend the rules in this instance." The Demon's voice was just as **** as Kevin's
"Fine then. I wish nobody in the entire universe would discriminate in any way because of anyone's sexuality, and that nobody is afraid of that happening to them." Kevin wanted to do some good, and hoped that was sexual enough to appease the demon, at least temporarily. "And that laws are updated to make all sexualities legally equal too."
"Okay, fine. How do you want that to happen? Mass revelation, it has always been this way, popular movements, military ****?" The genie didn't understand Kevin's thoughts enough to infer the cause he wanted.
"It has always been this way. Update holy books, law codes, people's minds. Make discrimination entirely a thing of the past." Kevin relaxed after that, knowing he had done immesurable good.
"Fine. And now ... that's a lot of gay sex happening now. Like, enough to free me. Who knew that would happen. Adios, Kevin." The genie said that, and disappeared, along with its lamp.
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Sex Genie
An adoring, obedient magical servant!
A magical lamp finds it way into some world or another, whether the "real" one, a fictional one, or even just one completely made up by the writer. It is either empty, or already contains a sex genie. A sex genie, much like normal genies, grants the wishes of the one who holds their lamp, but unlike normal genies, they are limited not in the number of wishes they can grant, but in the kind of wishes. In short, they can grant an unlimited number of wishes, not just three, but the wishes must be sexual in some way. Furthermore, the sex genie inside the lamp should be completely loyal and dedicated to their Master, or Mistress, loving them unconditionally, and lacking any desire to ever say no to them. If the lamp arrived in the world in question empty, it will suck in the first person to rub it, infusing said person with its power, and rewriting their mind to be completely submissive. It is in a genie's nature to serve. If the lamp already has a prepackaged genie, then the one writing the story can come up with their name, gender and appearance.
Updated on Jun 10, 2026
by shadowrocks8
Created on Jan 11, 2025
by sexyslave
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