Yes, she is

When I went back to my room to retrieve my phone, I noticed that my bed was soaking wet with Aaron's piss and my own vomit. I couldn't help but grin about it, knowing it would stay that way for a long time. I have no plan of cleaning it anytime soon.

"Hey, Elsie. Where are you?" I asked my friend on the phone.

"Oh, hey, Mattie. I'm at Downtown Bistro. Apparently, your boyfriend pulled me out of bed for a date." Elsa replied, making an annoyed tone playfully.

"Well, it's about time you finally got some fresh air for a change." I said, laughing. It's rare for Elsa to get out of her house; if she wasn't gaming on her computer, she would spend her time writing some code that somehow resulted in an application.

"Haha. Very funny." She replied sarcastically. "I do go out sometimes."

"Oh, really. When?" I challenged her.

"How about when we go buy groceries together?" She proudly said.

"Oh yeah, I remember. I also remember how hard it took me to convince you to agree that day." I said, laughing. "When was the last time you got out on your own?"

"Just three days ago, I was used as the toilet and cock cleaner in some office for two days straight." She informed me, still proud to prove me wrong.

"Office? You hated crowded places. There's no way you'll walk in on that place. Let me guess, some guy dragged you there. Am I right?"

Elsa paused, hesitant to reply. But she did after a long five seconds. "No."

"You're such a terrible liar, Elsie. I could tell it even from a phone call." I couldn't help but chuckle at her obvious lie.

"Okay, fine. You win. I admit, I did lie. But it wasn't some guy; it was my cousin."

"I knew it. But seriously though, I'm glad that you're going out for a date. You should do that more often." I advised her.

"Yeah, you're right. This is quite nice, actually." Elsa admitted.

"I know I'm right. That's why I'm telling you." I laughed. "Have fun on your date."

"Of course it's gonna be fun. I'm dating your boyfriend, duh. It's gonna be romantic too. By the way, why'd you call?" Elsa said.

"I'm kind of bored right now, and I thought I could hang out with you if you're not busy. Aaron is here, but he's with Mom right now. Dad, Paul, and Nicole left. And the two remaining available cocks are stuck on their phones." I explained.

"You could come with Aaron. That way, we could hang out while he and I date." Elsa suggested.

"I don't know. I don't want to ruin your romantic date." I replied.

"Don't be ridiculous. He's your boyfriend; you guys are like one. If I'm dating him, it's like I'm dating you. And if you're together, it's like I'm dating the two of you, but the other you has a dick." Elsa said with a laugh.

"Yeah, but you're his date. The moment should be about you and him, alone." I said to her.

"How about this? You'll come as his pet. Pretend to be a dog or something. You don't get to speak; you just sit and crawl. I might let you lick your boyfriend's cum from my cunt as a treat. What do you think?" Elsa suggested.

"That's not a bad idea. No, it's a great idea. Elsie, you're a genius. I'll ask Aaron what he thinks about it." I said.

"You know me, finding solutions is my thing." She proudly said. "Talk to you later, I mean, see you later."

"Hahaha." I couldn't help but laugh at her mistake. We both know I'm not supposed to speak later. "Yeah, see you. Bye." I said before ending the call.

I went to the kitchen to check if Aaron or Mom was still present, but it was empty. I checked the backyard, which was just a door away from the kitchen, but no one was there either. I and Mom were the only available holes to fuck at the house for the moment, so if he's not with me, then he's definitely with Mom.

"Hey, have you guys seen Aaron?" I asked the boys in the living room, but they ignored me. Their attention still glued to their phones.

Suddenly, I heard a loud banging upstairs. Without a doubt, that's Aaron and Mom fucking senseless upstairs.

"You guys are fucking useless." I said to Fred and Dean, who still ignored me. Since my question had been answered, I hurried upstairs and couldn't wait to tell Aaron Else's idea. I'm going to convince him bringing a pet on a date would benefit him, hoping he'll let me join. Hanging out with Elsa will always be a fun day.