Yes, but it has unforeseen consequences

Inside the ship, you see nothing but darkness. You imagine the ship must’ve been stranded here for hundreds of years, left behind by some pilot a millennium ago. Even if you can’t fly it, it must be worth a couple hundred thousand dollars if you talk to the right scraper or historian.

But your curiosity gets the better of you. The more you look into the darkness ahead of you, the more **** you feel to be inside a space ship! It’s been your dream for years, and the only thing on your mind right now is satisfying your primal urges!

You step inside the shuttle, the darkness slowly enveloping your body. You feel a distinct warmth all around your body, like a blanket had wrapped around your body. But in the darkness, you breathe in dust, causing you to cough and wheeze!

“UUGH! What is this stuff!” You exclaim. It didn’t taste like the dust of Mars. It tasted spicier, like it was dust from a mutated chili pepper.

Your state of confusion and disarray only amplifies when you start to feel warmer from your wrists and ankles, but this warmth travels up your arms and legs! Panicking, you think this warm is some kind of fire and begin patting your arms and legs to snuff the fire, but all you feel is the skin on your arms and legs.

“What the hell is happening!” You say. The warmth then travels all the way to your shoulders and hips! Your heart races as you try and rationalize whatever’s happening to you, but this feels like nothing you’ve experienced before.

But after that, the warmth disappears completely! You feel… fine. A bit chilly, but overall the warmth and sense of dread is gone.

But then, the lights turn on!

You cover your eyes as you feel the light blinding you in seconds of them being turned on. Dazed, you slowly open your eyes, adjusting to the bright light to reveal a sleek, chrome interior to the ship.

Everything is covered in shiny, reflective metal, including the floor and ceiling. You turn and take in the weird architecture of the ship.

The doors are rounded, with what looks like sliding entrances instead of regular hinges and doorknobs. A control panel is placed right next to each door, making you think it’s some kind of bio scanning device to open the doors. The tables and chairs look rounded and bulbous. It’s like the furniture was molded into the ship itself with how smooth it looks.

To your right is a big, central table that is concave in the middle with little holes all around the center of it. Behind that is the cockpit, with controls and a steering wheel like device!

Most noticeable about this entire ship is the strange purple dust all over the place, floating in the air but strangely not stuck to any of the surfaces. It’s like the dust is repelled by the metal.

It looks like nothing you’ve ever seen before, and from what you can tell it’s 100% alien, which only makes you feel even more hyper about this find! You take a step closer inside, but as you do, something feels off…

The cool air feels colder than usually, which is saying something due to how cold it gets on Mars. The soles of your feet feel the coldest though, like you’re walking on ice! And the strangest thing of all is that you feel a bit lighter than before, and also freer, like none of your clothes are sticking to your body.

Completely perplexed, you look down at yourself, but your met with a terrifying sight.

You’re completely naked from head to toe! Your shoes are gone, your clothes are gone, and your flaccid cock and balls are on full display! Your heart races and mind starts to move at a million miles a second as you are greeted with your nude body. You feel your cheeks warm up with a bit of red flush staining them.

“What the hell! What am I naked?!” You scream, throwing your hands down to cover your larger than average shame.

If things couldn’t get any more weird, a hole opens up from the ceiling right above you! You look up, embarrassed and confused as you watch a metal tendril the size of the extinct elephant trunk meet your gaze. From the end of the tendril, a hologram appears, featuring the face of a young woman. She doesn’t look completely human, especially with gills on her neck and a set of antennae with bulbous ends that dangle above her short hair.

“Hello Cap-” She says but is caught off guard by you.

“You’re not the Captain? Who are you and what are you doing on Captain Nekod’s ship?” The Hologram asks.

You stammer, unable to say a single word as your mind is overloaded with too many thoughts.

“Excuse me. Naked Human, where is Captain Nekod?” She asks again.

“I-I-I don’t know! I just found this ship in the middle of fucking nowhere and now I’m naked!” You exclaim, finally being able to speak.

“Strange. How exactly did you find this ship, Naked Human?” She asks. You can’t help but blush more whenever she calls you that.

“I-I was looking for stuff with my metal detector, and I found this buried underneath a bunch of Mars dust!” You try to explain, fidgeting is place as you try to cover more of your body with only two hands, proving to be useless.

“Mars? I don’t remember Captain Nekod landing on Mars?” She says.

The room grows quiet, and smirky awkward as the two of you look at each other without saying a word.

“What year is it?” She asks.

“2790.”

…

“How unfortunate. It seems as though Captain Nekod is no longer with us.” She says in a surprisingly somber tone for a robot hologram.

“Okay, I answered your question. Now answer me this; Why am I friggin naked?!?” You exclaim.

“I’m sorry, but I can only answer questions from the Captain or those the Captain, or those the Captain deems trustworthy. But since Captain Nekod has passed, will you take over as Captain?” The hologram asks.

“S-Sure, sure! I’ll be the Captain now or whatever… Now tell me why I’m Na— OWW!” You say, but are interrupted by a sharp object entering your left ass cheek!

You turn your head and see a small needle in your butt as it collects a sample of your blood. Even more embarrassed, you wait until it’s done before you place your hands on your round buns, soothing the small wound while exposing your cock and balls unintentionally.

“Processing DNA…” The hologram says.

After what feels like a minute, the Hologram fades in and out before finally rebooting itself.

“Hello Captain Naked, how may I help you?” She asks.

“My names not…” You say in frustration, but stop yourself as you breathe in a deep breath, calming yourself down. “Why am I naked?” You then quickly recover your penis, which has gotten slightly erect for whatever reason.

“The particles around you come from the Eeehnehmian planet, Noodidi. These particles come from the soil of the planet, which is highly flammable to most fabrics in the known universe.”

“Great… The first space shuttle I find and it has clothing vaporizing dust inside…” You say.

“What else may I help you with, Captain?”

“Can you give me clothes?” You ask desperately.

“I’m sorry, but _Can you give me clothes _is not an action I can do.”

“Dammit. Ahh… can you at least make it not as cold in here?” You say, shivering in place as the cold from outside has only gotten worse.

“Why yes Captain.”

Suddenly, the door behind you closes, and air vents open all around ship. The dust slowly gets sucked into the vents as warm air blows in from the vents down below. You instantly feel warmer, but you’d much rather have clothes than anything else.