You reluctantly set off into the stars

Everything is happening too quickly for you to wrap your head around it. One second you think you found the score of a century, the next, you’re stuck naked talking to an AI powered space shuttle. Your head feels light as you try and grapple with the situation you’ve been thrusted into.

“What may I help with next, Captain Naked?” The hologram says, slowly circling around you with its tendril. You physically jump in shock as you feel the cold metal slide against your bare thigh.

You have no real idea on what to do next with becoming the captain of such an old space shuttle. On one hand it’s a little daunting to have all this responsibility placed on your shoulders, but on the other hand, this is what you’ve been waiting for this entire time! This could be your ticket off of this planet, allowing you to explore the stars! Granted, you didn’t envision yourself being naked to start your adventure.

Nevertheless, you might as well take this opportunity, with it being a free space shuttle in all.

“Erm… Can you tell me how to operate this thing?” You ask, still unsure and embarrassed about the whole situation.

“With pleasure Captain!”

You watch as the tendril recedes back into the ceiling before slowly moving toward your right, going further inside the ship and into the cockpit. But as you follow, you can’t help but feel awkward with your cock moving about with each step.

You look down and see that your penis has become even more erect, with it standing tall and very veiny. You have no clue why you’re so hard at the moment, especially since it was cold just seconds before. You blush as you resort to holding your cock with one hand and cupping your balls with the other.

While this makes the movement of your genitals while you walk stop, you can’t help but feel ridiculous. The thought of your co-workers or even worse, your boss catching you in such a shameful display sends shivers down your spine.

“This is the cockpit. Would you mind turning on the engine with a bio scan?” The hologram says.

You look down and see a whole dashboard of buttons, levers, knobs, and switchs, but you have virtually no idea what any of them do! What doesn’t help is the fact that everything is written in a language you don’t understand. In the middle of the dashboard is a small screen that is glowing blue.

Immediately, you place a finger on the scanner. After a couple of seconds, a red flashing warning appears, causing you to raise an eyebrow in confusion.

“What the Hell? What’s the problem with this scanner?” You say before placing your full hand on the bio scanner, again showing a flashing warning sign.

The tendril shakes its… head? It drops down to your pelvis before saying, “I’m sorry Captain, but for the bio scan, you must use your genitalia.”

“My what?!?” You respond. You can’t believe what you just heard, but instead of a joking response, all you hear is silent confusion from the AI.

“Yes, Captain Naked. This ship was built by Eeehnehmians, which used their genitalia as a form of identification. It really shouldn’t be that difficult for you, especially with such a large penis,” She says, the tendril sliding down as it meets with your cock head.

“What the hell!” You exclaim, covering your penis away from the prying eyes of the AI. “I can put my penis on that thing! What if I get, like… space diseases?”

“Scanning… Scanning…” The AI says as she scans your cock and balls. You feel an unnatural wave sensation course through your body as she scans your most intimate of areas, making you feel almost violated in a way.

“Scans show a 0.00000005 percent chance of contacting any diseases that would cause serious harm to your species. That means there should be no worries with bio scanning your genitalia, Captain Naked!”

Fed up, all you can really do is go along with this whacky situation you’ve found yourself in. If anything, this is most likely some kind of dream or industrial smoke induced coma. Nevertheless, it’s something you really don’t want to do, as you feel like a fool doing so.

You grab the shaft of your penis and walk up to the bio scanner. You notice that you’re now completely erect, much to your confusion. You stick the head of your penis up against the cool glass of the scanner, the ice cold feeling against your tip sending shivers through your body. You bite your lip as you can’t help but feel a little arousal as your cock head squished up against the screen, especially with how long it takes to take in your bio scan.

“Scan completed!” You hear all around you.

Suddenly, you hear the engines begin to roar awake. The ground below you shakes like a Martian earthquake, causing you to fall flat on your ass.

“The ship is ready for lift off, Captain! May I autopilot the ship for you?”

“Erm… Y-Yeah. But what about my stuff?” You reply, obviously not ready to go just yet.

But as you try to get up from off the ground, you feel the engines increase in intensity, causing you to fall on your ass again!

“Taking off now!” The AI says. True to her word, as you stand up and look outside the cockpit window, you watch as you are lifted up into the sky at speeds unseen before by your Martian eyes. The red dust below you quickly disappears as you ascend higher and higher, until all you see is the planet itself surrounded by space!

You look out in awe as you sit down in the pilot’s seat, taking in all of the distant stars ahead of you. It almost makes you forget that you’re left with nothing, completely naked too!

“Excuse me, Miss AI lady… Where could we go to find me some clothes or something?” You ask.

“Please, call me Helios,” She replies.

“Oh, Okay… Helios. Where can I find some clothes?” You say, trying to hold down your massive erection.

“There is a planet nearby with a lucrative market sector. Would you like to go there?” The AI asks.

“Yes, Please! I’m getting pretty chilly sitting here!”

“Please activate the Gateway drive?” She asks.

You look down at the console, unsure of what she means as all of this is completely out of your limited expertise. It doesn’t make it any better that you can’t understand what any of the labels mean anyways.

“It should be the long pull lever in the middle of the console, Captain Naked.”

“Oh, this?” You say as you pull the lever.

Suddenly, the space around you begins to contort and stretch like paint smearing against a piece of paper. Then, your ship flies forward through a circular cut in space! In a flash, you’re now surrounded by flashing purple and blue lights, speeding through this tunnel you find yourself in.

“Holy shit! I-Is this like Light Travel?” You say in shock.

“I’m unfamiliar with this term…”

“Oh, it’s something from this movie series I watched as a kid! This is like Light Travel where you travel from one place in space to another in a matter of minutes!” You try to explain, your geekiness not outstanding.

“It’s similar, but it does take a couple of minutes. Please stand by before pulling the lever again.”

And with that, you’re left staring out into the void of space travel, with your fate being a complete mystery at this point. All you know is that once you get something to wear, nothing will stop you from becoming the best space pirate the galaxy has ever seen!