Yes, anything to avoid hearing more about Koga!

Janine has led you to a wide, open room with shiny hardwood flooring. It’s so smooth and spotless that you slide around a bit in your socks. It takes a great deal of self-restraint not to skate around the room, especially considering it’s big enough to be an ice rink.

You both take your positions on opposite ends of the arena while the academy’s students file onto the sidelines. Why do they all have time to watch? Shouldn’t training to become a ninja be hard work? Completely ignoring her slacking students, Janine makes her declaration. “Uh… pokemon battle!”

…Is she for real?

“Don’t you have to state the rules?” you suggest.

“Oh! Right, right. Um… As a kunoichi, you must be ready to fulfill your mission with only your own abilities. When sneaking in somewhere or going undercover, there’s no backup coming to save you! Based on that, we’ll have a 1v1 battle! Bring your best, because it’s all you’ve got! Ariados, I choose you!”

A guttural scream escapes your mouth as a giant mutant spider emerges onto the battlefield! Seriously, that thing’s terrifying! It must be insanely poisonous with those flashy colors. If someone doesn’t do something about it, you’re all liable to end up dead!

“OHMYFUCKINGGODITSAGIANTSPIDER!!!” you screech as you dart to the nearest ninja and cling to him. He immediately slips a hand under your skirt and starts groping your bare asscheek, but it’s the least of your concerns when your life is on the line.

“Uh, Emilia?” Janine asks, her voice full of genuine concern. “You alright? This is a pokemon. It’s a pokemon battle. My Ariados is well-trained so you don’t have to be afraid.”

“POKEMON!? NOT THAT THING! YOU CAN’T TRAIN THAT! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING BEFORE WE ALL DIE!” The ninja you’re clinging to starts groping your tit from the outside of your tank top, but you stoically endure, knowing that this trained warrior could be the only thing standing between you and a web cocoon.

“O-Okay. I’ll put it away. See?” Janine recalls her monstrosity, saving the lives of everyone in the room. You breathe a sigh of relief as you return to the battlefield.