Yes, after a moment to plan

Thinking fast, you say, "Tina, how long have you and Paul been together?"

"We just met last night. At the party at Taylor Hall."

There's a loud banging on the door. "Hey! Let me it! It's my fucking room, fucker, let me in!"

You take Tina's chin in your hand. "Just stay quiet for a sec and let me handle this." You open the door right as Paul's about to kick it. "Come in, calm down, and let me explain."

The pissed expression on Paul's face melts away. He walks in and puts the carton of orange juice he's holding on top of his minifridge. He sits next to the kneeling girl and waits patiently for your explanation.

"Okay," you start, "Paul, you met Tina at the party last night and brought her home, right?"

Paul smiles at the hot redhead. "Yeah, that's pretty much what happened."

"No it isn't," you say.

"It isn't?"

"Nope. We were both at that party, and we were both hitting on Tina. When they shut the party down at 1 am, you said we should come back here because you had more liquor."

Paul scratches his head. "I don't remember that." Tina looks confused, too, but neither of them look like they don't believe you.

"Sure you remember," you say. "You were both kinda drunk at the time, but you remember all of this."

"Oh yeah!" says Tina, her face lighting up with recognition.

"And you guys also remember that when we got back here, Tina quickly decided she liked me better and we started making out. Then you passed out as we started fucking."

"Yep, that's what happened." Paul still looks a little confused. "Though that's pretty weird. It's usually me getting the girl while you're all blue balled."

Your teeth grind as you remember the number of times he's hooked up with a girl you were working on. "Yeah, well, it doesn't matter. Since everybody is awake now, we're gonna go back to my room."

Tina starts getting dressed. It's sad to see that hot body get covered up, but you're sure those jeans will come off again as soon as she's in your room. Once everyone is dressed you say, "Tina, wait outside a sec. I gotta tell Paul something."

As Tina leaves you look at Paul and again remember all the times he's scored a hottie out from under you. "Hey Paul, isn't Tina hot?"

He shrugs. "Eh, she's alright. Not up to my standards, but whatever works for you."

"Oh, she's definitely up to your standards," you say. "You know for a fact that she's way hotter than any girl you've ever had. You're gonna spend the rest of the day fantasizing about her and wishing you were me."

You grab the OJ and the vodka and head for the door. "Later, Paul. Have a great day!"