Yes, The Questions Are Easy

”Alright, my name is Mason, if you need anything repeated or clarified, feel free to let me know.” You nod in understanding. “First question, are you aware that you are a girl, do you identify as a girl, do you understand that you are a girl, and do you acknowledge that you do not question that you are a girl?” Mason asks you.

“Yes. I know I’m a girl, I don’t question it, etc. etc.” You answer honestly and calmly.

“Good. Question 2- How did you get captured today?” He asks you. This makes you angry and frustrated, but at least you’ll get to explain what happened.

“Yeah, so I was just going out for my morning jog and there were these two guys that were in the middle of the path to the forest, and I was like what are you doing here, and they were like, blocking the path, then instead of telling me to leave, they took me here instead and they wouldn’t just let me go run somewhere else they specifically felt the need to bring me here even after I told them I would leave and I was sorry for encroaching.” You explain angrily. He nods, recording your response calmly.

“Okay, Question 3- Are you aware and do you acknowledge that your name is Emily Moore, thus making you the leader of the Girls?” He asks. You calm back down and respond with a simple Yes. “And do you know that this makes you wanted by the boys?” You say yes again. “And that there is a reward for your capture?” You answer no to this one.

“Well, as the leader of the girls, you are wanted by the boys for being elected as the most popular girl on campus. Thus, due to your position of power and influence, you have a reward for your capture. The boys are allowed to look wherever they want at their own risk to attempt to capture you. If you come to them, they can do as they please to ensure you are brought here to the boys facility to claim their reward.” He explains to you. This makes much more sense. This was a facilitated plan by a small group of boys to secure you for a reward. They were never letting you go with that kind of condition on you. You sigh, losing your anger over the situation, but still remaining frustrated and disappointed at your capture.

“That… Makes sense I suppose. Continue on. Next question.” You reply to the new information.

“Have you ever had any romantic encounter with anyone? If so, please provide gender of the other person or people.” He asks.

“None. No sex, no boyfriend, no first kiss, no dates, no anything. There have been a couple boys that have tried to ask me out, but I rejected all of them and don’t remember their names.” You reply honestly, much to Mason’s surprise.

“You- You’re serious?” He asks in shock. He was expecting you to say something like you’ve had ten boyfriends and you’ve gone on hundreds of dates or something outrageous probably, but that’s not you at all.

“Yeah. I’m a girl, not a guy. I don’t just go on dates with every hot guy I see on a street corner, I’m not just walking up to every guy I see at the coffee shop begging guys to go out with me, and I’m certainly not engaging in any physical talk with a guy until well after I establish a strong relationship and connection with him. I’m not a hoe or a whore. I feel unprotected even with my shirt and skirt on without my bra and panties, this is weird enough for me.” You inform him. He nods, almost slightly disappointed?

“I… Um… I… Haven’t been given protocol on how to deal with this. Um… Hmm… Give me a minute.” Mason leaves the room suddenly as if he has no idea what to do. You have a confused, strange look on your face, wondering what got him so surprised. Surely it couldn’t be that you haven’t had any experience with boys before. He returns a few minutes later with a paper script.

“Okay, I am back. Now… As a result of this… Surprising information, I have a slightly amended script.” He informs you as if you couldn’t already tell or as if that mattered. “Next question, have you ever given yourself any sort of physical pleasure before?” He asks you.

“Sounds kinda stupid to do that. Doesn’t it kinda ruin the whole experience of being with someone for the first time? No, of course not.” You say matter of factly as if it were obvious you hadn’t. He looks horrified as if he saw a ghost.

“What do you mean, of course not. You’ve never… Experienced physical pleasure before?” He asks again. You nod.

“Nope. Is that not normal?” You ask genuinely curious. “Is that something that girls just like, normally do? Or is it just a guy thing and it’s weird that girls don’t? Or what?” You ask, completely unaffected by the question.

“You’re not even embarrassed you’ve never had- oh my god what is happening right now…” He says. “No it’s not normal! It’s very normal for girls and boys BOTH to have fun with themselves and make themselves feel good! You’ve never like, stuck a finger in it or a banana or an eggplant or anything ever?” He asks you. You chuckle at the question.

“No? Why would I stick something inside of me I don’t want inside of me? That sounds like it would low key kinda hurt. Why would I hurt myself on purpose?” You answer. He shakes his head.

“To simulate a penis that’s why! It’s supposed to make you feel like you have a boy inside of you and that makes you horny and excited and it makes you feel really good! You’ve never thought about that?!” He asks completely shocked by the revelation. You shrug it off.

“Nope. Never thought about anything like that. Sounds stupid.” You reply calmly as you lean back in your chair having expected much more difficult questions than this, but instead he just seems so insistent on trying to go down this route.

“Girls are so weird… Wait till Lucas finds out about this… He’s going to go nuts. I can’t believe this. This is insane.” He talks to himself. He looks through the script to see if he can find any more relevant questions, before just simply tossing it up in the air and the papers begin flying all over the room. “I’m done here. You’re free to go. Goodbye.” He says as he unlocks the door for you and you move into the next room while he picks up some of the papers he sent flying.