Yes! No inventions needed!

After taking the time to internalize and move past your paralyzing embarrassment, you plop yourself down in front of your computer and type furiously. The next half hour moves by completely without you noticing. Sweat drips down your head as you stare into your computer screen, making your way past firewalls and password protection. You think for a second about how it's probably good that movies have an unrealistic view of hacking, because this would make a boring montage.

Try after try for your final passage come sup fruitless, until the eighth or ninth try when instead of being met with an "incorrect password" message, you're treated to the view of a well kept bedroom. You take not that Ms. Adams has a rather high quality webcam, and wonder what naughty things she might be using it for. You don't have long to peer at her furniture before the door opens and she walks into the center of the camera's view. The sexy young teacher is holding her phone to her head, having a loud conversation between fits of laughter.

"You should've seen him! He was so embarrassed standing there in front of everyone with his little boner out! They'll be talking about him for months! I doubt he'll ever live it down..... Oh yeah it was TINY! Like I don't even think I would feel one that small. You're at LEAST twice his size."

Your face burns with humiliation, reliving the incident from earlier in the day in your mind. Your memory is crystal clear. The laughter. The girls pinching their fingers together. The cameras pointed at your miniscule erection. All of it will be burned into your brain forever.

"I loved every second." She continues "I'm sure the pictures and video will be everywhere. I'll send them when I find them. Alright, I've seen enough tiny dicks. When am I gonna get to see Big Paul?... I GUESS I can wait that long. I'll just have to make another video to tease you though."

You don't even hear the rest of the conversation. Instantly your plan falls into place. Now all you have to do is wait...