Yep!

When I opened my door, I was astatic and shocked, there she was, a 5'5" flat chested blond with a bouncy ass...wearing dark blue underwear on her face. She was wearing a thong that rested snug between her meaty cheeks, and a belly shirt with no bra...it worked, it actually worked!!!

I ran up to her and shouted "hi!" Which threw her off guard, and she yelped a bit...a fair response, but, in her slightly disturbed and offput voice she said "I fingered myself shortly before coming out here, and do you mind not screaming in my ear?"

I was hard as rock, barely able to contain my boner, when I heard her speak again "um...ew! Why do you have a hard on you creep?!" And my heart sank, of course she'd find me being hard weird! She thinks what she's doing is normal, not sexual! I panic and wip put my phone, accidentally taking a picture with my flash on.

"Did you just take a picture of me too!!!?" She yelled, fuck this isn't good! Got to work fast. I open the app and start typing but she rips the phone out of my hands and kicks me in the crotch, pain comes quickly and its hard to breathe, but she has the phone!