Yell at them to get down here!

“GET DOWN HERE!” you yell at the grinning girls.

“Do you think we should?” says Dilly or Debbie

“He didn’t say the magic word” says Debbie or Dilly

“No, he didn’t”.

“That settles that then”.

“Get down here so I can give you both a spanking!” you amend.

“How does he know the magic word?” Debbie or Dilly stage-whispers

“I didn’t tell him” says Dilly or Debbie

“Well it wasn’t me. Maybe you did and forgot?..”

“If you do not present yourselves for a spanking when ordered,” you remind the grinning twins, “it’s a violation of international law!”

They look at you seriously.

“…we wouldn’t want to violate international law”.

“That sounds worse than a spanking”

They rustle around out of your sight, giggle about what else sounds worse than a spanking, and the rope descends. Dilly and Debbie quickly follow, adjust their swimsuit bottoms and come to stand eagerly in front of you.

“How are you going to spank us?” they ask in unison.