Yeah, but who should be firs- Hinata

Naruto laughed at that. "Yeah, Kakashi is never on time. It would be weirder if he was than you turning into some kind of magical erotic servant!" Sakura couldn't help but join in, doubling over in laughter. After a few minutes of laughing, the two managed to recompose themselves. "I would like the harem girls to be willing. Any ideas on who to start with?" Naruto asked, completely uncertain on who would be up for this-

"Hinata."

Naruto blinked. Sakura hadn't even waited a second after he had asked the question to reply. "Really? Hinata? I'm not complaining, but why?"

Sakura didn't know how to respond to that right away. She considered facepalming, giving him an exasperated sigh, and even giving him a light smack upside the head for being so dense you could smash a diamond with his skull. In the end, she just rolled her eyes and sighed, pinching her nose. "Master, I know you're oblivious to a lot of the obvious, but what made you think she wasn't into you?"

"Well, she was always quiet before-"

"That's called being shy." Sakura rolled her eyes again. "Remember how she always followed you around?"

"Really? That's why she did that?" Naruto said, the gears in his head starting to turn.

"Not to mention she actually tried to let you cheat off her during the Chunin Exam all those years ago. You know, the one you answered *nothing* on?"

Naruto paused as he thought about it. "Okay... I can kind of see it..."

"You could see it from SPACE, Master!" Sakura shouted, throwing her hands up for extra emphasis. "To be honest, I'm baffled how you got so stuck on me!"

"Well..." Naruto turned his head and blushed. "You know about the Nine-Tailed Fox, right?" Sakura nodded, going quiet. Naruto had been effectively ostracized by the adults because of the stigma of having the beast sealed inside him. "There were a lot of people who hated me for something I couldn't help. Whenever you got mad at me, however, it was always because of me and what I did. Not the fox. And, well... I found you cute." He awkwardly scratched the back of his head.

Sakura was blushing, and for once it wasn't for any sexual reason (she may be able to control it, but thanks to the lamp, she was horny on main twenty four seven), but because she had helped her Master long before he was, without ever realizing it. She hadn't realized how much simply getting mad at him had helped. She shook her head. "While I'm grateful that I could help you with that, we have gotten way off topic. Hinata. Joining your harem. How do?"

"Right, right." Naruto said, focusing on the topic at hand. "Hinata... hmm..." After a minute of pondering, he had something. "Why not just go the straightforward route. You know, find Hinata and just ask her?"

"Hmm, that could work easily, Master." Sakura nodded approvingly. "I just wanted to figure out what you wanted to do so we could plan wishes around that. Obviously, there will need to be a wish that lets you find her easily before Kakashi's challenge." She raises a finger. "We should also make sure any Hyuuga's watching her don't see or notice anything odd when you ask her."

"Right. Wait... why would anyone from her clan be watching her going about her day?" Naruro asked, confused.

"Don't forget she's also the heir to the clan." Sakura said, not frustrated with Naruto this time. She didn't really expect her Master to appreciate or really understand Hinata's difficult political position. "So they're concerned for her safety, and want to keep an eye on her when they can. Obviously, they can't send people with her on missions, so this is more of an overprotective parent sort of deal. It's not a guarantee that someone's watching her. I just want to cover our bases."

"Okay, I can see that." Naruto nodded, grasping the issue. "Any other things to wish for before we go find her?" Sakura pondered her Master's question briefly before replying. "Well, I'll let you decide on this one, Master. My last thought is that, at least for future girls, we should probably wish their societal inhibitions and slut shame would roll back so they can be objective with the offer and their own desires."

"... I'll admit, you lost me with a few of those terms, but you basically said that your last suggestion would make them not care about others opinions when they say yes?"

"More social norms and stigmas, but yeah." Sakura nods in confirmation. Naruto nods back, he could figure out what 'stigmas' were later. "Okay, I wish for all of that. Also, that Hinata won't just faint when we suggest this idea."

Sakura grinned and snapped her fingers. "Done, Master." Naruto could immediately sense where Hinata was, like a compass that would lead him directly to her. "No sense in wasting time." He grinned. "Even Kakashi-Sensei won't take forever~!"

Hinata was walking down one of the side alleys scattered about Konoha. She'd heard Naruto was back in town, and since her team was between missions, she thought she might try to see him. Every time she tried working up the courage to visit his apartment, the ability to go through escaped him. She had settled for heading towards Ichiraku Ramen instead. She knew Naruto ate there for practically every meal, so she should see him there at some point. Sure enough, Naruto suddenly walked into view, and she could dream of eating with hi-

"Hi, Hinata."

Hinata felt like she almost jumped out of her own skin. Whipping around, she spotted Sakura standing directly behind her. "S-Sakura! Y-you startled me!" She replied in a half-panic as she tried calming down, her face a solid red. "D-don't sneak up on me like that!" She stammered. She'd have been so embarrassed if Naruto had seen her watching him.

"Sorry, sorry~." Sakura apologized in a placating manner, hands up in defense. "I just couldn't help myself today." Hinata sighed. She never knew Sakura to be this mischievous. "So, what did you want?" She asked, slightly confused.

"Well, it's not necessarily about what I want." Sakura replied coyly. Was it Hinata's imagination, or was Sakura not looking at her eyes, but at her breasts? Surprisingly, it didn't feel that bad when her friend was ogling her like that. "It's more about what you want." She finished. Hinata was about to inquire further, before-

"Hey there, Hinata! Long time no see!"

At his voice, Hinate froze, a shiver of embarrassment washing over her. Turning her head around by the small increments, she saw Naruto, the boy she'd had a crush on since childhood; the man she had come here to catch a glimpse of after all these years. It was too much for her; before Naruto could say anything else, she passed out, falling backwards into Sakura's waiting arms.

"...I thought I wished she wouldn't pass out while we were asking her about joining us?" Naruto asked in confusion.

"Technically, we hadn't actually started asking her." Sakura grinned, her grip on the Hyuuga heir 'accidentally' letting her get a feel of the heiress's breasts.