Yeah, He Does

After putting pants back on, Gary walks into the kitchen, the Sports Illustrated magazine in hand.

"Were you looking at my magazine?" he asks, in an accusing tone.

Mary looks up from the newspaper. "What? No," she says, maybe with a little too much ****. "Why would I ..."

"You did, didn't you? Ha! Maybe that hypnotic file didn't fix you as much as you think."

She gets red in the face.

"Hey, don't beat yourself up about it. The one you used to fix me didn't completely work on me either," Gary says.

"What do you mean? You still feel ... gay?" she asks.

"Yeah, actually." Now that his wife is in the same boat, Gary feels more comfortable admitting it. "You know, they say that hypnosis can't make you do anything that you don't want to. Maybe we were already ..."

"No. No way. Before all this hypnotic crap happened, I was in love with you. I was attracted to men, specifically you. I wasn't faking it."

"Well, then maybe you were bisexual and you just didn't know it. How do you feel about me right now? Are you attracted to me?"

"Yeah, I am, but I'm also ..." She thinks back to all those hot women from the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition that she had looked at in the bathroom earlier. "Oh, god ... I really am bisexual, aren't I?"

Gary nods. "Me too, I think. I'm still attracted to you, but I also like men. This is all so weird, but now that I know that I'm definitely bisexual, I'm not as uncomfortable with it all. Does that sound strange?"

"Not at all. It's how I feel too." She turns to look in the direction of the master bedroom, where their computer is located. "I wonder if there are any other hypnotic files on there that we could experiment with."

"You want to be hypnotized again?" Gary asks, surprised.

"Sure, why not? I think it might make our marriage a little more interesting. So how about it?"

Gary had just accepted that he's bisexual. Does he really want to "change" again so soon? He looks at how excited his wife is, though, and says "Okay, let's do it."