I Thought I was Straight

Gary, a 43-year-old married man, was bored. He was bored with his wife and his life in general. Nothing new or exciting every happened.
So he began looking on the Internet. He looked at a variety of sites including porn. Nothing seemed to hold his interest for long.
Until he stumbled onto a website that featured hypnotic files. At first, he though it was amusing.
"How could these change a person?" he scoffed.
He listened to a few online, but he soon lost interest.
Then he saw on titled, "Gay Male." At that, he let out a loud laugh.
"How could listening to one file change a person's sexual orientation?" he wondered with amusement.
This did interest him so he did download it. The he hit, "Play."
The words were relaxing and soothing. Gary soon dozed off.
When he opened his eyes, he was disappointed. The file was so boring that it made him fall asleep.
He turned off the computer.