Ye... what's that smell?

A special thank you to Absentedmindedspirit for reminding me this is a real, actual thing that happens to drow gear in Dungeons and Dragons. I totally forgot/never knew about it, but it certainly makes things easy for me! :p

Silvia and Pooky look into each others' eyes and hug as the sun rises over them. It's bright, but thankfully it's a cloudy day and they're still in the woods.

"I'm sorry!" Both women say at the same time, causing them both to blush and then giggle.

"I'm sorry for teasing you," Pooky admits.

"I'm sorry for pushing you," Silvia sings back. "We need to just put everything aside and..."

Pooky is staring oddly at Silvia and scooching away from her.

"What's wrong Pooky?" Silvia asks.

"Um... your clothes... they're... they're smoking!" Pooky says in confusion and more than a little worry.

"What?" Silvia looks down and realizes its true! She gets up and starts running around in a panic again.

"I'm on fire! I'm on fire!" Silvia screams as she starts smacking at her black, billowy robes. Pooky helps pat her down, but neither one sees any actual fire.

Soon it's coming off in chunks and blowing away in the wind like ash, until Silvia's down to her tunic and breeches, but still her clothes are smoking!

"What's going on!?" Silvia wails in a panic as those start to disintegrate too. She slips to the ground as her shoes crumble to dust, leaving her barefoot. Silvia then tries rolling on the ground to put out the fire, she heard that worked, once.

Pooky tries to scoop up some water from the stream and splash Silvia, but that just causes everything the water touches to wash away even faster!

Soon her stylish outfit looks like a slutty Halloween costume, then a stripper's outfit, finally even that falls apart revealing the red panties Pooky picked out for her when they first met... 14 hours ago.

"You're underwear!" Pooky gasps. "It's smoking too! Quick get it off!" The larger elf springs into action as she rips the bra and panties from Silvia and flings them away, watching as they crumble too.

The two nude drow sit there, gasping for air as they try to comprehend what just happened. Then they look over at the bags Pooky was carrying, and see they've disintegrated too.

"Oh yeah! I forgot!" Pooky smacks her head and laughs. "You're going to love this..." She giggles as she gives the stunned Silvia a tender back rub. "For whatever reason, almost all Drow weapons, armor, and clothing disintegrates in sunlight. I have no idea why. Something to do with maintaining secrecy or something? It always sounded really stupid to me..."

She looks at her arms and legs and laughs again. Silvia is still in complete shock.

"Huh! My cuffs didn't poof! Isn't that amazing? Oh..."