Xavier, college jock, first time.

You drove as fast as you could, not wanting to disappoint the customer. T.A.S.S. has a rule which is each minute you arrive late with no warning, thats one dollar cut from your pay check. You were going way the speed limit, you knew this but did simply not give a shit. As you were going 50 in a 30, you saw flashing red and blue lights behind you.

"Shit"

The cop walks up to the door, as you roll down your tinted windows, the officer starts to blush as he sees you in your tight cow costume, with a huge bulge.

"Wow, thats not what I was expecting, but nonetheless you were going 50 in a 30." He writes you a check for $20,000.

"What the fuck, who has this kind of money!!"

"Well, there is an alternative option"

"Oh and whats that" you say in a sarcastic tone.

"You could fuck me, not a long time, but I want $20,000 worth of fucking"

"Fine"