Wrong

The Receptionist continued to read her magazine like nothing had happened. Flipping through articles about the latest fashion until she found an image of a redheaded woman posing in a slimming summer dress. It made her think if that mysterious redhead who for some reason had decided to pose naked for her. It was pretty strange, even for this hotel.

Just then the phone began to ring. The Receptionist, Sam, looked down from her fashion mag to see Room 567 displayed on the caller ID. Sam sighed and picked up the phone knowing exactly who this was.

"Hello, Miss Carter. I assumed you made it back to your room alright?" Sam said. The gargled voice of Miss Carter the woman in question quickly came through.

"Yeah, yeah. Don't worry about it," Sam answered the talkative woman. "People get locked out of their hotel rooms all the time."

"Yes, Miss Carter even in a towel after a shower. It happens all the time."

"When was the last time? Umm well actually another woman got locked out tonight."

"Yeah really. Like an hour after I gave you your key another woman came down asking for the same thing. Ha, she didn't even have a towel."

"No I'm being serious. She was butt ass naked."

"What?"

"Umm yeah she was a Redhead, how'd you guess?"

"You saw her? She was getting ice in the buff! Well, I guess that explains why she didn’t have a towel and why she was acting so weird."

"Well, she asked me what I thought of her naked body. Talk about vain huh?

"Wait, what? How is this your fault?"

"A clothes optional hotel! Are those even a thing? Why would you tell her we're a clothes optional hotel?"

"Why would you think you needed to explain yourself? She was naked you had a towel SHE'S the one who needed to explain herself."

"Alright, alright. Don't freak out I'll-I'll call her room and set things straight."

"Uh hu. Ok. Ok bye. Goodbye Miss Carter."

Sam hung up the phone and exhaled. 'What a mess,' she thought. She picked the phone back up and dialed Mackenzie's room. Normally she would've just ignored all this nonsense, but Sam didn't want to be blamed for whatever pervy shenanigans this exhibitionist chick got into. Mackenzie phone rang 7 times before going to voicemail. Sam assumed she must have already gone to bed or was showering. Regardless all she had to do was leave a message.

"Hello Miss Fairbairn. I'm calling to inform you that there's been a misunderstanding. This is not a clothes optional hotel, and you cannot walk around it naked. The other guests and employees will not be ok with it, and you will be forcibly removed and arrested for indecent exposure. So, let's just pretend what happened early didn't and you can just keep all future nudity inside your room. Ok?"