Wrong: It’s big

As Anita gets in place, I got the feeling that I got this wrong. So, I am not that surprised or disappointed when I see a really big dick in front of me. I had the feeling this kid would get me trouble.

It’s a very long dick (about 7”) but quite thin as well, or maybe it looks thin because of the length.

I try to speak with him even if there is something about this guy that I don’t like.

Me: “Hi Evan, nice long dick. You got me there”.

Evan: “Serves you right, looser. Did you really think a guy as perfect as me would have a small dick?”

Ok, he is a brat as I suspected. As my guess was wrong, and I have nothing to lose now so, at least I will try to put this brat in his place.

Me: “Yes, I thought a small dick would fit a natural bottom like you much better”.

He gets red, at least I got this guess right.

Evan (very shyly): How do you know?

Me: “Your attitude. You try to be arrogant and confident, but you are not really any of those things. Am I wrong?”

Evan: “No, you got it perfectly right. I try to be confident and pretend I love this big dick but I hate it. I would love to have a much smaller dick, like the first guy”.

Ok, maybe Evan is not that bad. I tone down my speech with him.

Me: “You have a great body and you are handsome. Do not let one feature of your body that you do not like get you down. You are young, you will learn to love it or at least to live with it”.

Evan: “the thing is that most guys, when they see this want me to top but I do not like topping”.

Me: “Just say it and try to reach an agreement. Sex is about communication”.

As Tyronne said before, I should be a coach.

Evan: “I guess so”. He nods

Me: “You are still too young. And one more advice: try to change your attitude: trying to cover your insecurities with arrogance and cockiness does not work”.

Evan is now more relaxed.

Evan: “Well, you are the one who is going to receive some humble pie now in the chinko machine”. He says teasingly. I think he is trying to be playful, not mean.

Me: “Thank you for remembering it, Evan. You are so kind”. My voice is as sarcastic as it can be.

I undress to get to get to the chinko machine. My dick has shrunken slightly so it’s about 3” now.

Evan: “Nice dick, man. That’s the kind of dick I like: not to big, not too small”.

Me: “Thank you Evan. If I loose my balls in the chinko machine, I will cut my dick and give it to you”. Of course, I am joking but some of the audience members do not seem to get the joke.

Evan: “I will have to increase the power of the machine, in that case”. He winks.

I finally get to the machine and Anita straps me. She turns the machine on. Evan has gotten much closer as he is really enjoying seeing getting me hit in the balls. It’s quite painful so I moan a little. I see Evan getting hard, so I get hard as well.

Evan: “nice hardon”

I would thank him if I could speak but I am too busy trying to resist the machine. Of course, we have a security word, but if I use it I would loose part of the prize (if I only get 10 out of 20 hits, I would loose half of the prize, for example). I manage to survive the 20 hits.

Evan: “well done”.

Paul announces that my game has finished but that I won 30,000$, Despite my testicular pain and having shown my erection to the whole nation, I am happy for the money.