Wrong: It's a mushroom

I cannot believe what my eyes are seeing. I thought that this guy might be small but I never thought that he would be that tiny. It looks like a mushroom head without the shaft. It’s quite impressive because I would say it is thicker than longer.

Magnus: “I am so sorry but this viking has not a spear” – He says laughing and pointing at his tiny nub.

Me: “That’s not even a pocket knife, my friend, It’s just a button”. - I am so dissapointed but the guy seems nice so I try to follow the joke.

Me: “Is it even an inch?”

Magnus: “almost, it’s about 0.8” or 2 cms as we would say in Europe.”

Me: “That’s impressive. Does it grow?·

Magnus: “Yes, in fact it does. I am a grower. It’s 4’5” when erect.”

Me: “Really? I find that hard to believe.”

Magnus: "Everybody says the same. Do you want me to show?"

Paul interrupts the conversation before I could anwer. He confirms that according to the show official measurements, that’s true, he is 4'5" erect. It seems the show directors do not want me to measure and wank this guy like I did with Daniel.

Me: oh, how do you deal with that? Being so tiny flaccid and just slightly below average when erect?

Magnus: “At first, when I started dating women, I used to hide my flaccid dick so they would just see me erect. Later, I started gaining confidence and explaining the girls that I was a grower. A couple of them rejected me when they saw my mushroom, but most of them stayed, even if it was only for curiosity. Now, I am married so I do not hide this anymore.”

Me: “Does your wife joke about your flaccid penis?”.

Magnus: “absolutely. She even has a theory. She thinks I bathed too much as a child and teenager in the cold lake in my village in Sweden, so it shrank permanently.”

Me: "that's so funny".

Paul interrupts again and remind me that I lost and that I should face the chinko machine.

Magnus: “good luck, mate”.

I undress myself and go to the chinko machine. My dick has shriveled to about 2’5” inches but after Magnus’ mushroom, it looks almost big. Anita straps me so I do not move and turn the machine on. It’s painful but bearable. I scream a little to keep the audience entertained (everything for the show) but the truth is that it was not as bad as expected. My balls are bruised but nothing that won't recover after an ice pack.

Paul informs me that I won 10,000$ but that I could not keep playing.

I left the studio happy for having won some money. It’s not much but it will give me time to recover.