What do you write?

Write your first few naughty rules

While you were wandering what to write, you started thinking about some risqué subjects. Because of your loner lifestyle you never had any luck with girls, which didn’t help the fact that you’re still suffering from the relentless horniness from when you were a teenager.

But now you don’t need luck to have sex, you can write whatever scenario you want to lay pipe.

With those thoughts in mind, you sit down to write the next rule.

New Rule: Whenever The Owner is horny, a menu will appear in front of him that lets him choose a woman he wants to fuck. He can type in any name and a 3D model will appear next to him. The Owner can change anything he wants about the woman, from their height to the size of their extremities, even the way they act and behave when in his presence. Once The Owner is satisfied with the changes, the woman will appear in front of him.

Alright, that was quite a bit of writing, now it’s time to...

wait a minute, what about whatever they were doing before you summoned them? And when you send them back?

Ok maybe you should write another rule.

New Rule: Regarding the previous rule, whenever The Owner summons a girl, the rest of the world outside the room they’re in will freeze in time. And when The Owner sends them back, time will resume.

Ok, that’s better. Wouldn’t want to pull someone out while they’re driving would you?

Aaand while you’re at it, you decide to add another rule that will help with sexy times.

New Rule: The Owner has endless stamina, no refractory period, nuts the size of cantaloupes with seemingly infinite cum storage, and a dick that he can change at will.

Now, because you were alone, you watched porn and wanked it a lot. And because of this, it kind of warped your perception of how sex should work. This isn’t to say you have a tiny pecker, it’s just, your favorite hentai involves horses.

So, yeah.

Anyway, one more rule and that should do it for now.

Old Rule: Women’s bodies are stretchy and capable of taking the biggest of cocks with mild discomfort at the very least. Also, when The Owner has sex with a woman, they are incapable of becoming pregnant unless he wants them to.

Finally, with these rules set in place, you can get to fucking. Now the question is...

Who do you pick?