Write up some life changing rules

Giving a hard swallow Logan brought his pencil down and began writing up several Rules now that he knew they would actually take effect.

Old Rule: Logan Larsson (the writer of this rule) has an eleven inch long, three-inch circumference penis, testicles twice the size of the average, produces four times as much sperm as the average, and has no refractory period.

New Rule: Logan Larsson (the writer of this rule)'s genitalia- both flaccid and erect- has hypnotic qualities on the female mind making them drawn to it and aroused when they see it, they will never react poorly if and when he exposes it to them and will always reply in the positive if he asks them for any form of sex as long as his genitals are exposed and they can see them when he asks.

Old Rule: When men expose themselves in public they are only condemned or prosecuted if women react in a negative way. If the women are okay with it then other men go on with their lives as usual.

Old Rule: Female celebrities ages 18 and higher have all sent accidental texts or calls to Logan Larsson (the writer of this rule)'s phone and have created close, trusting friendships with him and now are always up for meeting up.

New Rule: Women under the influence of Logan Larsson (the writer of this rule)'s hypnotic dick are open to at least trying any and all kinks, fetishes, and sexual ideas he suggests.

New Rule: Logan Larsson (the writer of this rule)'s bank account has an unnoticed error where he now has functionally infinite funds that are not taxed and does not draw any form of attention.

New Rule: Logan Larsson (the writer of this rule)'s school grades will always be a mix of Bs and As regardless of how little work he does for any and all classes.

Shaking out his hand Logan took a minute to read over the multiple rules he had made up. He had tried to ensure the Old Rules wouldn't majorly change the current state of the world while still having an effect on his life that he was happy with, and the New Rules were of course purely about pleasure without fucking with his current relationships. He didn't want people to notice him acting 'weird' or anything when he saw women naked. New Rules would explain that, it would be the first time he saw them like that instead of it only being the first time from his own perspective.

Thank god for that creative writing class segment on worldbuilding and timelines.

Now, what should he do with his new and improved life first?