Would YOU believe what just happened?

"Okay," Casey began with a sheepish laugh, "so, funny story. See, I was home alone when I accidently set off a trap that was left by my roommate, covering me in canned spaghetti. So, then I went to take a shower, but apparently, my roommate did something with the pipes and it shot out chocolate syrup."

"Really?" One of the policewomen asked.

"Yes!" Casey replied, "So I went to my bedroom to wipe the syrup off, and the second I turn on the fan, I'm coated in itching powder! And some of it got in my mouth, so I had to use my toothbrush to get rid of it. Surprise! My roommate rigged that too, and my tongue went numb."

"Oh, you don't say?" The second policewoman asked.

"So then, I go outside to get the hose to wash this off me." Casey continued, "But then I found out the hard way that my roommate had gotten her hands on a group of skunks that sprayed me!"

"That explains the smell..."

"Exactly!" Casey stated. "Then I spotted a kiddie pool of what I thought was tomato juice to get rid of the smell, but was actually hot sauce! So, I had to jump my fence into my neighbor's yard so I could wash up in their hot tub. Then you two showed up, I slipped in mud, and now fire ants are burning my ass!"

As the two policewomen smiled at Casey, the naked and dirty woman chuckled nervously. "And neither of you believed a single word of that, did you?"

"Nope." The first policewoman said with a sarcastic smirk, "Did you, Becky?"

"That would be a negative, Carol." The second policewoman said to her partner.

"Well, in that case..." Casey replied with a sheepish grin... Before bolting past the two officers and out the gate, shaking the last of the fire ants off her as she did so.

"Hey! Get back here!" Officer Carol shouted as she and Officer Becky gave chase.

Casey bolted into the front yard and towards her own yard, despite knowing full well that the front door was locked. In desperation, the naked woman saw her trash can at the curb. She couldn't hide there could she?

"Don't let her get away!"

That settled that.

Lifting the lid, Casey climbed into the half full trash can, gagging as the smell mixed with the skunk musk. She took one last breath of fresh air before diving into the can, placing the lid back on as the police entered her yard.

Just as a garbage truck came down the street...