Worth a shot

I arrived at the bar and did a quick sweep of the bar to fina any good options. The bar wasn't crazy full at the time. So i decided to get to the bar and grab a drink while i looked for a good target.

After a moment the bartender approached. " Hey can i get you something?"

The bartender was a beautiful woman with a seemingly tough personality. I saw her kicking out some rowdy customers when i came in. She looked at me expectedly.

I ordered an old fashion while i continued to scan the room.

The Bartender returned with the drink and gave me a knowing smile. "Let me guess. You came to the bar looking for some drunk piece of ass to get laid."

I was stunned by her bluntness but decided to be honest(ish). "I'm that easy to read huh? Yeah pretty much. But im having trouble figuring out who i should go for."

She smiled and leaned in closer to you. "Well lucky for you I've worked in bars for years and know what girls are ready to fuck the next loser who hits on her. And id be willing to give you a point in the right direction."

"And im guessing this isn't out of the goodness of you're heart?" I asked

She rolled her eyes and pushed the tip jar towards me. I thought about it and decided to throw sixty bucks in in her tip jar.

She smile and pointed to a sad blonde in the corner of the bar. "That chicks going through a rough patch in her relationship. Down in the dumps and is **** for some positive reforcement and someone to talk to."

The Girl she pointed out was by herself in a corner booth drinking while continously checking her phone.

"Thanks for the tip." I said as i stood up.

"Thanks for the chance. Try not to blow it." She said

I smirk at her and began channeling power into my words. "You must love helping me find new fuck buddies. Keep it up i may give you all the dirty details."

"Fine but you better give me all the juicy details. I hate that vanilla shit."

I waved her goodbye and headed to the sad blonde.