Work

While your workplace was fairly relaxed, you did need to be there by ten o'clock at the latest. Once you got there though, you had plenty of time to scope out your co-workers for a lay. Your boss always had the attitude of, so long as you get something done today, that was enough.

You arrived at work, surprisingly early. You are greeted by your co-worker Jane. The two of you were close friends, so you naturally greeted each other with a hug. As you hugged your bowel control had gone, and so you pooped on the floor without caring, you also peed at the same time in an equally uncaring manner.

The two of you then walked into the office to find that John had also arrived early. After exchanging pleasantries. you realise you have five minutes before you need to begin working. Just enough time to have sex with somebody.