Wonder Woman

How could I resist going for the Amazonian beauty herself first? She's literally perfect! But I belly flopped right into the deep end. I found rumors that a manticore was using a zoo as a buffet and knew she's show up. She wasn't as impressed as I was hoping when I fed it a teddy bear full of love, cuddles and C4. Gave it explosive indigestion. And now Diana tied my wrists together behind my back, brought me to a cell in one of her hideouts and wants to interrogate me.

"Who are you?" Wonder Woman asks, a shiver running down my spine at the commanding tone.

Her golden lasso glows and before I can react I blurt out. "Gwendolyn Poole, but my codename is Gwenpool."

"Why are you here? Were you the one who set the manticore loose?" She asks.

"I'm here to see you and no, it's way too spiky. Can't hug it. Terrible pet." I answered again, can't even stop myself now.

"Why are you here for me?" Oh no, don't ask that!

"I'm in love with you! You're just so perfect! I figured you'd be the best person for me to help start my new life." AHHHH! Why couldn't that thing just eat me!

Wonder Woman raised her hands and bring them down onto my shoulders. I thought she was attacking so I closed my eyes. After a second I opened them confused only to see Wonder Woman smiling at me. She spins me around and unties my hands.

"Huh? Did I miss a line of dialogue?" I am totally confused.

"I was mistaken, I thought you were an assassin but you're just seeking a mentor to begin life as a hero." Wonder Woman doesn't realize I meant start of my harem. So glad I have protag plot armor.

"Yup, definitely what I meant. I love your work as a hero. I know I have a lot to learn from you." Okay GP, you got a foot in the door with her now you just need to figure out how to seduce her.