Woken Up By A Phone Call

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Ugh.

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I will find whoever is calling me and punch them in the dick. Even if they don't have a dick, I will punch them in the dick.

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I roll out of bed, wiping the sleep out of my eyes. In the corner of the room, my phone loudly vibrates. I walk over to it, giving my butt a careful scratch for good measure. 7 AM. My class isn't for another three hours. Whoever is calling me is going to pay.

I grab the phone and unlock it. The call is from Mitch. He's my friend who had spent the night watching the sky with a telescope. What does this fucking man want at 7 AM in the goddamn morning?

"Tell me you saw that?"

"Saw what?" I ask groggy.

"Saw when the bit fell off the comet and crashed!"

"Huh?"

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