With the Twins & A Shocking Reveal

MEANWHILE JENNY WAS OUT SHOPPING:

Deep in the lab to much more intelligent but less physically (and as of now, perhaps even mentally) mature teenage girls worked feverishly over beakers of bubbling chemicals.

“Testing of variation 57 is will be ready in 10, 9, 8…”

The girls observed a hamster in its cage. It's fur unnaturally silky and its eyes more adorable than even a normal hamster.

“7, 6...”

The animal shuddered and morphed shrinking in size, its fur lost its shine and its eyes were no longer lighting up the room.

“AAGGHH!” Susan screamed and snapped the board she had been holding over her knee.

Mary jotted the results down. “Original female pre-pubescent subject reverts to original state after 45 minutes and 27 seconds. Approximately 5 seconds faster than with flake variation 56. And approximately 7 minutes and 2 seconds quicker than in fully grown adult subject of same gender. As well as 4 minutes and 13 seconds quicker than adult male subject.”

“All while the non-fully grown male subject once again remains altered.” Mary growled at another Hamster in a nearby cage. It's fur still shiny and its eyes deep as ocean’s of Adorableness. At our current rate of progress we'll have working hottie flakes that work permanently on us iiiiiiiiiiin negative three hundred years.” She said, annoyed.

“We don't have three hundred years ago. We don't have even a week before GIL SEES OUR LITTLE BROTHER!!!” Susan shouted.

“Older Sister.” Mary corrected with a bitter taste in her mouth.

“Whatever. The second Gil see's Jenny we might as well pack up the lab and open a Fro-Yo shop.” Susan snarled. “I refuse to lose *DREAMY SIGH* Gil Nexdor to a girl who chews like a chipmunk and laughs at fart jokes just because she finds it hard to breathe in a D-cup bra!” She shouted

“Double D.” Mary corrected again.

“WHATEVER!!!” Susan screamed and swept her arms across the table throwing chemical to the floor causing a toxic mixture to form. “IT'S NOT FAIR!!! WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE GIL FAWNING OVER US BY NOW!!!! WE’RE SUPPOSED TO BE MEGA HOTTIES THAT MAKES HELEN OF TROY LOOK UGLY!!! NOT 'JENNY' TEST'S NERDY SERVANT SISTERS!!!”

Mary gasped and ran to the wall hitting the ‘emergency clean up button’ which caused several robots to rush out of their storage room and scrub up the spill at the sub atomic level.

“Careful! Those were mutagens remember? The last thing we want is getting a bunch of flesh bending toxins in our systems right?” Mary asked.

“Yeah, right.” Susan rolled her eyes and went to get more chemicals for variation 58. Snorting a little as she did so when something irritated her nose.

BACK TO THE PRESENT:

“Finally, we’re back home. Honey! Get the twins and have them help!” Mom shouted. “Sure thing!” She heard Dad shout back. “Duke comes back today too, god I hope he isn’t too shocked.” Jenny said, carrying a large portion of the groceries, mostly due to her new strength. ‘I do love having muscles though, and they aren’t causing me to be a giant mutant so that’s a bonus.’ Jenny thought.

“Alright girls, time to help your mother and sister with the groceries.” Dad said. “B-but.” Susan tried saying. “Ah, ah. No buts missy, you both are responsible for helping your new older sister. Don’t worry, once she gets her updated education from you she’ll go to college and be out of your hair.” Dad said. “Looks like we have ****, come on Susan, let’s go help. Who knows, some fresh air might give us some ideas for new ingredients.” Mary said. “Ugh, fine.” Susan said, as they went outside.

“W-what the hell?! What happened to you?!” The twins exclaimed at the same time. “Yeah, turns out they did in fact have one last side effect on my genetics. I went to sleep and when I woke up, well you can guess what I woke up to find.” Jenny said, rubbing the back of her head which unintentionally showed them just how drop dead gorgeous she was. ‘That’s so unfair! Grrrr, just you wait, we’ll become even prettier than you.’ Susan thought, gritting her teeth. “Get inside before *DREAMY SIGH* Gil Nexdor sees you!” Mary said. “Alright, alright! Geez, no need to shove me.” Jenny said, going inside.

“Susan, Mary. That’s no way to treat your sister, you will finish putting the groceries inside and then I think I’ll ground you from doing any more experiments for today.” Mom said. “B-but…” Mary tried saying. “No buts young lady, you’ve caused enough damage. Try being in your brother’s shoes for once, how do you think he feels about being a girl forever now?” Mom asked. “Fine, not like we were making much progress on trying to reverse the hottie flakes anyway.” Mary said. “While also making them permanent on us, but we have gotten nowhere.” Susan said.

“Listen, I appreciate you trying to correct your mistake. I really do, but it’s also partly your fault for not doing animal testing first before you used it on a human. From now on, you will no longer be able to do any human testing without verifying the results on animals first.” Mom said. “I suppose you’re right, besides it’s probably what we should’ve been doing from the start.” Mary said. “Yeah, that’s a good point.” Susan said. “With that being said, Duke should get home sometime today. You should probably explain the situation to him before he sees Johnny’s new form.” Mom said. “Man, that mission the secret agents gave him lasted longer than I thought.” Mary said.

“I’m home, and ready to hug my best buddy and brother!” Duke said, coming through the door. “Oh boy, this is gonna take a long time.” Susan said. “Unfortunately, I do believe you’re right.” Mary said, as they pulled him aside.