With just a hint of magic.

The next day, in the mansion’s fitness studio.

She ties her hair back into a tight ponytail, and looks out at her yoga class, taking a deep breath to prepare herself, and to show everyone in attendance how deep breathing works. Link, Marth, Little Mac, and every single woman in the mansion are present, and the teacher is simply amazed how full her class is today. Usually, at least half the girls might skip a class, but that’s absolutely not the case today. Daisy, Robin, the Mayor, Samus, Palutena… everyone. And they all seem excited for something.

Wii Fit Trainer guides the class through their first couple poses wondering intensely about two things, 1: How is Bayonetta supposed to help her not get distracted by guys in tight clothing, and 2: Does Marth have to wear a shirt that gives him the silhouette of being naked? She’s biting her lip just looking his direction! And the way his pants squeeze those buns…

Trying to get her mind out of the gutter, the pale instructor looks back to class and asks them to break pose. While everyone rests from a tree position that lasted too long because Trainer was curious how long something else was, she catches Bayonetta winking at her. Huh? And it looks like Palutena is trying to catch her attention, too.

And then.

Just as suddenly as lightning strike, Bayonetta and Palutena use their magic to strip the men. Link’s pants and underwear get yanked to the underworld by a pair of demonic hands, while Marth’s entire outfit teleports away in a flash of light, and Little Mac’s clothing floats away into a swarm black butterflies. Wii fit Trainer stands in her pose, jaw slacking open in bliss as she watches multiple penises break free of their Lycra prisons. So much for imagining the boys naked. Her white face turns a deep, scorching gray from an intense blush that reaches down to her chest, and she plainly starts drooling. Were this an anime, her nose would be bleeding like a firehose.