With his sister? Gross

From the way Karen was rubbing her crotch while he talked to her, Matt figured she was up for some action. That wasn't happening. Sure his sister was cute as shit and had a rocking body but really, she was still his sister. There was no way he could look himself in the mirror if he didn't put a stop to this nonsense right away.

"Karen, you're scaring me."

"What?"

"You know what. You pretend you're coming on to me and hell, I'm a teenage boy. I know neither of us really wants to do anything with each other... I mean, how gross would that be. But you're so pretty that I get all confused."

"Maybe I want you to be confused.

"I think you like confusing me for fun but it isn't very nice. Now, if you want, I can tell you about my date and you can give me good advice because I sure need some advice when it comes to girls. But you've got to keep your clothes on."

She stared at him for long enough to make him uncomfortable. Had he misread the situation? Was she offended?

Finally she sighed. "Fine. I'll keep my clothes on, keep my hands off of you, and help you get any girls you want. In return, you tell me about what you do with the girls... in every detail. I mean, I want to hear what they were wearing, what they took off, what they showed you, and definitely what they touched. Is it a deal?"

"You'll help me get girls?"

"That's what I said."

"Then hell yes it's a deal."

"All right. Get started now."