With conditions

"HEEELLLLLOOOOO? Are you off in la-la land again?" Jennifer's voice echoes through the phone.

"Sorry, you just reminded me of something. I am ok with her staying here with one or two conditions." I reply as I am snapped back to reality.

"Ok, she is really upset, I am not sure conditions will go over well, you know what I am like when I am upset. But go ahead."

"Firstly, no Matt, you know how unnerving it was meeting him, the guy looked like me, like doppelgänger like me, but only smaller. That was just... weird. I don’t want him in the house without you here. Secondly, I leave for a three gamer here on Wednesday next week, then it’s the Allstar break. We are going to that resort in St. Martin, you know, the clothing optional one."

After a couple moments, clearly taking time to think about things Jennifer replies, "Always the confident exhibitionist. Fine, I was expecting a few days in Hawaii, but the beach there is just as nice. See you in a few days."