With a little assistance.

Madison stared at herself in the mirror, her mouth hanging open with surprise. She prodded her face experimentally, feeling her soft skin give way pliantly under her clumsy fingers. She turned her head side-to-side and swayed, made slightly dizzy by the motion. "Jesus..." she muttered. "I'm fuckin' hot!"

Ross laughed aloud and she turned to him and grinned. "You fuckin' dickhead," she said. "Why didn't you tell me I look like this?"

Ross shrugged. "I figured you knew. Don't most people know what they look like?" Madison was already looking in the mirror again, moving her mouth experimentally. She seemed to have forgotten their conversation entirely. Suddenly she peeled off her blouse clumsily and reached around her back to unhook her plain white bra. After fumbling for a minute, she looked to Ross pleadingly.

"I can't get this thing off..." she said. He stepped behind her and easily unclasped it, letting her breasts swing free as it fell to the floor. Her eyes widened and she stared at herself in the mirror wordlessly.

"Oh my God," she said quietly. "They're perfect..."

She reached up to feel them and shuddered at her own touch. "They feel better than they look," she said breathlessly. She was rubbing small circles on them, delighted to see her nipples becoming visibly erect at the stimulation. She was so fascinated that she didn't even notice Ross staring until he reached around from behind to cup one.

"Hey!" she said without any real indignation. "I told you I'm not gay."

"And I told you I'm not either," Ross said. "I just wanna check them out. You know if I had boobs I'd let you touch 'em, right? Do me a solid."

"...fine," Madison said, and Ross immediately squeezed hard. "Ow! That fuckin' hurts! Here, I wanna try something." She stepped forward, thrust her chest out, and clumsily shook her breasts back and forth. After a few seconds she grimaced and brought her hands up to cup them gingerly. "Christ, these things are sensitive..."

"What about that ass?" Ross suggested mildly.

"Shit, I forgot all about that!" Madison laughed. She clumsily shimmied out of her short and panties before trying to crane her neck around to see herself. The motion caused her to fall sideways into Ross's arms, where she chuckled drunkenly.

"Thanks..." she said, then looked down to see his hand on her hip, inches from his tented shorts. She made a face. "Gross. Dude, you, got a fuckin' boner."

Ross quickly changed the subject. "Why don't I take a some pictures? That way you can get a really good view without having to test your balance?"

She laughed and punched his arm. "You just wanna take pictures of my ass, you horndog."

Ross pulled out his phone. "And?"

She flipped him a middle finger. "You're lucky this is a fuckin' dream, or I'd kick your ass. Fine, go ahead. I don't give a shit."

She turned her back to him. "No pose?" he asked with disappointment. She scowled, but dutifully put a hand on her hip and looked over her shoulder in a very rough approximation of a come-hither look. Ross took a few pictures, then had an idea. He started a video. "Slap it," he instructed.

"What?" she asked. "You want me to..."

"Slap your ass," he repeated. "I'm taking a video. Make it jiggle! You know you wanna see it anyway."

She grinned and acquiesced, giggling at the feeling. "Damn, it feels like a jello mold. Good to know my butt can take a lot more punishment than my boobs. They still fuckin' hurt."

"Wanna test how much punishment it can take?" Ross asked. She made a face.

"Fuckin' gross, dude. Keep it in your pants. And show me that video!" She spun eagerly, losing her balance again and falling backwards into him. She giggled thickly as he helped her to the bed. She grabbed his phone and swiped to the video.

"Holy shit!" she said. "My ass is spectacular! Look at it jiggle! No wonder you got a boner." She continued to watch the video on repeat, her mouth hanging open as she shamelessly ogled her own body. "Goddamn, I am fuckin' hot."

"We still haven't even gotten to the main attraction," Ross pointed out. She didn't respond, still absorbed in the video. He grabbed the phone back.

"Hey! I was watching that!" she complained. In response Ross pointed between her legs and grinned. She looked down, then back up at him with an expression of delight.

"Oh my God, you're right!" she said. "I forgot about my pussy!"