With a hiccup

"Sasukiee!" Anko purred she ran up and embraced him in a hug, her thighs rubbed against him as she stroked her crotch on his side. Her boobs squashed around his arm.

"What!" Shizuka gasped, "Anko! Wake up!"

"Sasuke!!" Kurenai nearly screamed, she ran up and ripped back her jacket to flash her boobs, "Look at my MILF titties! These are all for you! I'm your biggest fan!"

"Kurenai no! Snap out of it!"

"Mmmmmmwah~" Anko gave him a deep and passionate kiss. "I. Love. YOU." She giggled and played with his crotch. "And nothing will ever-EWW! Get off of me! Shizuka, Kurenai! The remote! We need to-stop bothering my boyfriend hehe,"

Sasuke laughed at how easy it was to turn them from his enemies back to his personal harem girls.

Kurenai wrapped her hands around Sasuke's neck, "Yass you all are bothering him and I won't stand for it, okay? Hmff, Sasuke deserves-TO DIE! GET THE REMO-" She gasped when Sasuke returned her to normal. She made a dive for the remote but was paused and uploaded her fan channel again before she could reach it. Kurenai began giggling again and kissing his cheek.

Shizuka growled. "Sasuke." She unsieved her weapon, "You are going against an elite kunoichi and leader of the Nadeshiko Village. This game will NOT go on for any longer.

Her eyes stared at his remote intently.

"If you aim that thing towards me, I will end your life." She said coldly, "This is your last warning-I love Sasuke! Yes I do! I love Sasuke! How about you!"

Sasuke laughed, she was too busy with her speech to react fast enough, and he uploaded her cheerleader channel into her.

"He's my boyfriend," Anko kissed his cheek, "Of course I love him!"

Kurenai kissed his other cheek, "I'd do anything for him,"

"Gooooo Sasuke!" Shizuka bounced around in her slutty cheer uniform. "Fuck mmeeeee Sasuk-what!?" She gasped when he returned her to normal. She was in the middle of a handstand, but the last thing she remembered was threatening Sasuke.

"What did you say about being an elite?" Sasuke laughed, "You all are so easy to fuck with, this is hilarious."

Shizuka scowled.

"Well, I'm going to pause you and then rewind you so you don't remember the remote." Sasuke gloated, "See you whenever I decide to unpause you,"

*SHAPOOF*

"What!" Sasuke snapped.

Right in front of him, Shizuka had vanished in a cloud of smoke.

SHE SMOKE BOMBED AWAY!

"Damit!" Sasuke bunched the tree beside him. He had done what they've been doing this whole time. He gloated, and she got away. All the times they talked instead of finishing him he managed to use the remote on them, but their constant blabbing must be contains.

Sasuke was pissed, and a little worried.

Yes, Shizuka gloated. But out of all of them, she had initially attacked him first. He would have died if it weren't for Samui saving him. So, a part of him was a bit worried about Shizuka, now that she knows about the remote she is dangerous.

Oh well. He still has Samui, Anko, and Kurenai. That's three more than yesterday. And he should lay low since Tsunade isn't holding back. If he gets surrounded by too many ninjas at once, it's over for it.

"Samui! Get down here,"

"Yes, Master Sasuke," His first claim jumped down from a tree.

She had her blade to his neck just a while ago. Oh, if only she had finished the job instead of gloating. Well, it is a shame for her, but for him, he has a big boobed maid on his side.

He might play with them a bit and return her to normal later, but for now, he needs to think smart.

Samui, do you have somewhere close by we can stay? Close enough to the village that we can scout it out without getting caught.

"I have a secret cottage. I use it to plan all of my attacks. I used it this morning to attack you."

"Attack?" Sasuke chuckled, "You mean you used it to plan your speech that was the reason all this happened?"

"Yes, Master." Samui nodded, "Perhaps I should have just finished you then and there. But I did plan out what I would say, which I did instead of attacking. Since I didn't finish you off, I am now your maid, and I am glad that I can spend my life serving you."

"We'll see how you think when I take away that channel," Sasuke laughed, "Anyway. Bring us to your cottage; we need to lay low before Tsunade attacks."

"Yes, Master." Samui said, and hopped into the trees. The other ninja's followed.

Five minutes later, Shizuka reappeared, she swiped her sword where Sasuke had been standing and then threw ninja stars into all of the bushes in case he was hiding in the area.

"DAMNIT!" She cursed. Ino, Sakura, Hinata, and all of Tsunade's Anbu lept down ready to attack the area in an instant.

But Sasuke had left in the knick of time.

"He's gone!" Sakura said.

Ino sighed, "We need to regroup at the village. There's no finding him here."

"Tsunade is summoning the village together for an announcement. She wants us stationed there in case Sasuke tries something." Hinata informed.

"Alright." Shizuka sighed. "Remember, if you see his remote, do NOT let him use it on you."

They all nodded and jumped away.