Willy Wankers Of Watford

There were six of us about as usual. Ever since Downing Street made it illegal to get an erection we would travel in a pack this way one of us could wank off while the other five distracted the ‘semen squads’ from getting the wanker. Tonight was the sixth time in three days we were out, so maybe we were pressing our luck.

We were at the Watford Arms when we spotted her. She was dressed as if she knew that she had nothing to fear from the locals, but we were from the north side of town, so all beets were off. We deliberately cut back drinking so when she was ready to leave we were still able to function.

She was a good half block ahead of us, coming to the entrance to a park when we sped up and followed her into the park. Thanks to the cheapness of the local council the supposed lit path was done by the moonlight and the overgrowth of trees really cut that down big time. We sped up once more and worked our way around her, so Sid could wank in front of her.

We just came out from around the trees,only giving her a meter, surrounding her on all sides. Sid was directly in front of her working his fly down, showing her his hard cock when we heard the dreaded, "BEEP-BEEP-BEEP! WARNING: ERECTION DETECTED."

Seems the local council went one further than other places. Not only were offenders **** to wear an Erection detection device but Watford placed them in CCTV cameras, automatically sending both a warning and a picture of the person to the nearest police division.

This park must have been a popular spot to catch guys. No sooner did we hear the alarm than the air behind us was shattered by both sirens and flashing lights. Our instinct to flee took over, we took off in different directions, making our way to the closest exit. None of us worried about the others, we had already made it clear to make our separate way back to the abandoned garage on Shepard Avenue.

That skipped my mind when I saw her standing in her window. Naked as a jaybird. With a rack that defied gravity. That must have been the reason I failed to see a ‘semen squad’ car coming up the road from behind me. Then loud speakers blared, “HANDS UP AND STAY WHERE YOU ARE!”

That was when everything went black!