Will comes through, the gullible prick

That lanky geek Will walks in and lets out a "Woah!" when he sees Shannon working overtime on my balls. He nearly stumbles out, but I point forcefully at another chair and grunt and he sits down with a real nervous look on his face. "It ain't like watching some fucking porno on the internet is it li'l Willy?"

"Uh, ah..."

"Rhetorical question dumbass, what have you got for me? I know you didn't just come up here to waste a man's time right?"

I smirk as Will tries to get the words out, this is probably playing out way different than he though. Shannon has the sense to keep her face in my lap and not say a goddamn thing.

"Well it's like this," he starts finally finding some measure of composure "Heather and Kevin have been an item since high school. He was alright at sports but she's got motivation to spare, so she always pushed him..."

"What did I say about wasting a man's time Willy? Fucking skip this exposition!" I'm getting so impatient that I involuntarily shove a few more inches down Shannon's throat. Whatever, she can squirm more when she needs to breathe.

"She has a gambling problem," he finally lets out in a breath that's equally full of fear and exasperation "She's been betting on the school games."

"Perfect, I bet I can use that," I say as Shannon finally gets her rhythm back "You can get the fuck out now Willy."

The geeky cracker gets up and stands by the door for a second, looking at the ground. "John?"

"What motherfucker!?!"

"You...you're just yanking my chain aren't you. You're not going to help me at all. I mean first Derek...and I'm pretty sure Shannon has a boyfriend..."

"Don't be like that Willy. You've known Nicole for years dog, you know how deep in the friend zone you put yourself? That's gonna take some time. You're a ner...a smart guy, you wouldn't have given me four bills if I couldn't do this right? Gotta think about this shit like an investment, all works out in time."

Little punk bought every word of it and he walked out without another word. Shit, that pussy will be good for a few more bills at least. If he gives me enough I might just pimp Nicole his way...pfffffft. Not likely.