Wiki Nutritionist

He breathed deeply. No reason to have a panic attack. It was just magic. Real magic. Magic that could make anyone believe anything, if his sample size of one was extensible. That was the question wasn’t it? He needed to test it, like the scientist he was studying to be.

That animus was why he was texting one of his few female friends: Jane, fellow psychologist in training.

‘Hey, you free?’

He waited. It felt like forever, sitting there in his room in his underwear, waiting for Jane to respond. When he saw the push notification that she was typing, he realized he had been holding his breath and felt slightly faint.

‘Yeah’

Just a simple little yeah, but it meant the world. He immediately typed out his follow-up.

‘Can you come over? Want to show you something.’

‘Yeah?’

She typed out again, but with that interrogative addition. She usually was terse, which was fine, but for some reason it was practically driving him up the walls today. He quickly entered a reply.

‘Yeah! Something pretty cool. Though it’s a surprise, so get over here and I’ll show you.’

‘Hmmm.’ And then a few moments later. ‘Hmmmmmmm. Okay. Brt.’

She was in a different dorm than him, so it would be a few minutes while she walked over. In the meantime he pulled up the wiki page he edited last night. His edit was still there, like his earlier ones. There was no way it would have been left up that long without some magic powers. It was so blatantly false, so unrelated to the article in question.

‘Women named Jane Wright will do a hundred jumping jacks when they hear the phrase ‘Jumping Jane 100’”

It was also something his friend wouldn’t hear normally. Or anyone else for that matter. He still didn’t quite know how far his reach extended, but if his theories held true, it was anyone who read it, so he wanted to make it specific for now. He didn’t want to be responsible for anything bad happening to anyone, or some weird societal collapse kind of thing if he changed 2 + 2 to equal 5 and everyone started believing that and all of the sudden math stopped working.

Though that did beg the question. Was he the only one with this kind of power? He supposed someone else could be affecting minds, even his own, and he would never have realized. Though everything seemed normal to him, that was hardly proof of the supposed bad actor’s non-existence.

He was deep in thought when he heard a knock on his door. He opened it and Jane stared him down from the dorm hall.

“Well?” she asked, barreling past him onto his bean bag chair (it was her favorite spot when she visited). She plopped down and looked at him with a question in her eyes.

“Okay, can you take a look at this and tell me what you think?” He gave her his phone, wiki page open and scrolled to the relevant section. The page itself was some random one about some exercise routine. To be honest, he hadn’t payed it too much attention. All he had done was just find something that was vaguely related in case that was required.

Jane took his phone and started reading. He watched as her eyes moved down the section’s length. Then she clicked around a bit, and after reading some more, she handed his phone back. Then she spoke, “Uh, is this all you wanted to show me? Some dumb exercise stuff? Is this your way of calling me fat?”

“What? No, of course not.” Where the hell had she gotten that from? She was thin and in shape. Oh. It was a joke. She was teasing him. Never mind that. He had to test his hypothesis. “So when I say ‘Jumping Jane 100’…?”

She didn’t get up and start doing jumping jacks, which was sign enough by itself, but she also helpfully explained her lack of motion. “Huh? Oh that. Yeah I saw that. Seems pretty sus to me. The linked source was like basically just some person’s blog.” It was true. He had posted that, all in an effort to replicate his work with his teacher. “Don’t really believe it, Was that what you were dragging me to here to show me?”

“Yeah…” he said limply. So, it looked like it didn’t work on everyone. His shoulder slumped. But then he had a thought. Perhaps, perhaps, there was some level of gullibility/believability about it. Perhaps his teacher was an easy mark, whereas his more savvy friend was more resistant. That kind of made sense. And at least she hadn’t seen anything strange about it other than not believing it, which seemed to support his magic hypothesis further.

“Okay cool, so you want to play some games while we’re here?” She didn’t wait for an answer, already riffling through his game stash. He watched her for a moment before joining in with some suggestions and soon enough they were playing some ‘Smash’, their usual. He played pretty poorly though, his mind still on how he could test this further.

“Hey, could you check this out?” a man’s voice addressed her. Jessica was sitting alone in the cafeteria, like she usually did. Not that she hated company or anything, she just liked being by herself while she ate. So she was a bit miffed at the interruption to her quietude.

She looked up and saw a scraggly looking man. He was in one of her classes, but she had never bothered to remember his name. Or even learn it? She couldn’t quite remember.

He held out his phone to her. She looked up and saw he apparently wanted her to take a look at some wiki page. She would have just told him to f-off but the novelty of it all kind of surprised her into accepting the device. The article was short, something about nutrition. She read it quickly and then handed the phone back to him.

“Was there something in particular you wanted me to read?” she asked, somewhat intrigued at what he could possibly derive from her reading such a plain article. When she did so, the man broke into a wide smile, as if her just asking that was sign enough of something great.

“Yeah, does the phrase ‘Proper nutrition for women named Jessica Albright includes a daily intake of semen from men named John Garner’ mean anything to you?”

“I mean I just read it in the article, so of course it does.”

“And the fact that my name is John Garner?” he added.

“Oh, so that’s what it was. Yeah, here, follow me.” She got up, picking up her tray and backpack. She motioned for him for follow as she deposited the unfinished food in the trash and put away the plate in the kitchen window. He did so, following her as she left the cafeteria and led him to her room. She didn’t want to just suck his cock in public after all. And she definitely needed to. The article had made it clear, and the linked sourced study was very convincing.

They made quick time back to her place and soon enough she was unlocking her door. She got inside and then retrieved a pillow from her bed which she placed on the floor, getting down on top of with her legs bent under her.

The man, this John Garner, the possessor of the nutritional semen, looked somewhat disbelieving at first, but he managed to right himself and figured out that he was supposed to drop his pants.

“Good boy,” she offered some encouragement. He didn’t have to do this. He was just one of many John Garner’s in the world after all. But she didn’t want to have her cum shipped in; it was much better fresh and warm after all. So it was nice of him to do this, and so she made sure to do some sexy talk to him facilitate a better experience for him too. “A good boy like you deserves to have his cock sucked.”

She didn’t wait for a reply before diving in. Her mouth lock around his already hard dick, vacuuming it up. She hadn’t sucked dick before, which meant she was probably nutritionally deprived, which probably explained her usual anemic energy. It also meant she wasn’t really experienced in how to do this, but she had watched some porn before, so she had an idea that you were supposed to not use your teeth. Jessica made sure to avoid scraping his dick, instead opening wide and letting it pass through to the back of her mouth, plunging into her throat. His immense size was a bit problematic in terms of breathing, but she could bear with it for a bit.

“Nnngh,” he groaned, which was definitely a good sign. Her efforts were bearing fruit. Even a novice like her could make a man cum just with a bit of throatfucking. And soon, soon she’d have her healthy reward. She closed her eyes, just relaxing in the feeling of her mouth being full and the expectant feeling.

“I can’t believe this is working.” What couldn’t he believe? That she was getting her nutrients right now? Or was this some sort of man thing? Some kind of dirty talk? Eh, it probably didn’t matter. She just kept sucking and occasionally spitting on his cock to lube it up some more when she briefly let it out of her grasp. She had seen that in porn too, and since he seemed to like it, she kept on doing it.

It was only a bit after she started that she had the great idea to use her tits as well. She wanted him to cum quickly after all, so what better way than using every man’s desire as a fellatio aid? She pulled up her blouse and down her bra, and after that was done, wrapped her breasts around his shaft. He really seemed to like that by the increased intensity of his groaning. Of course he did. He was a boy. She began rubbing her breasts up and down his dick while she also continued taking the head of it in her mouth, licking the little hole with her tongue.

He came without telling her. His dick just started erupting into her mouth like a miniature volcano. She eagerly slurped up all of the cum, swallowing each gulp greedily. It didn’t taste too great, but then again, most vitamin or herbal stuff didn’t. It certainly did feel filling though. In combination with her lunch, she was more than stuffed.

With one final swallow and the dick removed, her mouth was free again. “Thank you. Same time tomorrow okay?” She needed her daily intake after all. Just the one session wouldn’t cut it.

“Yeah,” he agreed without hesitation, and then with seeming further thought, “yeah that’d be more than good.”

It was nice that this was a mutually beneficial arrangement. Like a sort of symbiosis. And the best part was she was sure all of the cum was going to make her life that much physically better too. She could already feel it settling into her and making her feel so warm and healthy. Jessica wasn’t sure entirely on the details, but you could generally trust wiki pages so it must be true.