Wife comes home from work.

Work was slow, so i got to leave early, i went home grabbed a beer and sat down in front of my computer, opened up the web browser and looked up the score from the local college basketball team's game, they won again 111 - 108, close game but they won again, looks like they are going to be making it to the playoffs.

As i'm sitting looking at other sports scores, a popup windows opens and there is a hypnosis video about Sissy BBC, i have no idea how long i was sitting there glued to the screen so i didn't notice when Samantha walked into the living room. "Wait hun, its not what you think" you say to her, but she walks away and goes to the bedroom.

I follow her to the bedroom and try to explain to her what had happened, how i was just checking the sports scores when that stupid popup window opened when she came in, but from the look on her face, she didn't look like she believed me.