Why would he?

Aqua was floating towards her room when she stopped at a point where her tail seemed to get thin. Her face contorted as she tried to pull herself.

She then floated back over to her lamp. "As I said. I don't have to listen to this!" She attempted to pick up her lamp but nothing happened. "Dang it. Why is it so heavy?!"

"It's not that heavy, you're just weak as shit," Kazuma rolled his eyes as he got up, and made sure Darkness was at least relatively alright.

Darkness didn't seem to notice Kazuma as she just laid there with her eyes rolled towards the back of her head. "Kazuma babies. Arms hurt. Mommy. So young " She didn't seem to be making any sense.

Aqua pouted. "I am not! Omg Master, why are you so mean to me?! Don't I deserve something for all the great magic I did for you?!"

Deciding that Darkness would recover, and if not, he could probably wish her to, he turned to Aqua, and replied, "Okay, fine, you got me there. I'm still not wasting my money on booze for you though." He casually picked up the lamp, tossing it up and down, looking at Aqua in a bored manner. "See? Not heavy at all."

Aqua grinned. "A sex genie does not mind how offerings come to her! It is just important that they do. Almost as important as it is for her to please her Master." She was nodding her head as if she didn't realize how she clearly stated that pleasing Kazuma was more important than anything else. "So what's the plan Master?"

Kazuma considered his options. "So, could you just make top shelf wine if I worded a wish right?"

Aqua tilted her head. "What are you even saying? I can do practically anything as long as it's sexual or includes a sexual element. Are you doubting me again! Master! Don't you trust me yet!"

"...okay, then I wish that every time I make a girl you affected with your genie magic cum, and you can apply this retroactively, you can spawn a bottle of top shelf wine. One of reasonable size!" he hastened to add.

Aqua smiled. "About time! Wish granted!" She snapped her fingers and three bottles of wine appeared in her hand. She fumbled and one fell to the ground but Kazuma grabbed it in time.

"You idiot! Why did you spawn three?" He asked.

"It's not my fault! I was just claiming the retroactive ones! Wanna share a glass with me?" Aqua paused and realized that some part of her wanted to see her Master smile from this wine more than she wanted to drink it herself.

"I only made Darkness cum once though!" he protested, unable to figure out how she had gotten three. "Unless you're saying she actually came three times!" Regardless, he popped open the bottle.

Aqua grabbed some glasses and put them in the table. "I'd say so. Your wish came true. So one bottle per event. Three bottles. Three events. Easy!" She brought her glass to a toast with Kazuma.

"To my high luck stat," Kazuma said as he clicked his glass against Aqua's.

Aqua squinted and looked at Kazuma. "Wait. Master. Don't you think it's unfair. Darkness got three and I haven't gotten any!"

He raised an eyebrow. "Are you honestly asking me to have sex with you?" he asked.