Why should I pay you?

The voice cooly replies, a touch of resentment apparent, "From our school personally, we've sponsored the likes of Robert E. Lee, Beyonce, and Linus Pauling. Coming to a school of magic allows you to do amazing things and make astounding discoveries. In fact, almost every influential person in the world is a wizard or actively tries to participate in the community!"

You back off, looking at the ground sullenly. "Fine. How do I get to this School for the Magically Gifted."

The voice chuckles, "You think it'd be that easy? The very way you figure out how to get to this school is a test to determine your aptitude, and you're rude. So get out."

Hmm... how would you prove your magical abilities. Suddenly you remember Hogwarts. You ask the air, "Where's the platform 9 and 3/4."

"What?" the voice incredulously asks.

Okay... maybe not the route to success. You decide to take a step back, "Oh great and masterful voice. Will you tell me how to get into the school?

The voice sighs. "I do appreciate flattery. Fine just repeat after me."