Why not the very person who started this?

As soon as you think about who you'd like to fuck over your mind turns to a guy from work. Rick's his name, and he's an overbearing loudmouthed know-it-all. Not to mention sleazy as hell.

In fact, as if the idea weren't perfect enough, he's the guy who drove you to seek shelter in the shop where you'd acquired the boots in the first place.

It all seems too perfect. He's made your life hell for long enough, and you've put up with more than enough of his one-night-stand stories. Time for payback!

To start with you'll need his address, which thanks to the company database is all too easy to get.

Second you need to figure out how to get him to put on the boots. You can try to seduce him into it, which makes you shudder with disgust, or you could try forcing them on when he's sleeping or otherwise helpless. Maybe you could ambush him at work when he's using a stall?

The third option you can think of is to just leave the boots somewhere he'll find them and hope he puts them on.