Why not just do your business here?

Content warning: Public defecation.

"Why do we need to interrupt this conversation? You can just get naked, and pee here."

"That would be an amazing idea, save for the fact that I also need to poop."

"You can do that here too."

"Good point. Makes me wonder why I didn't do that as soon as I realised I had to go." She continued as she pulled up her top.

"Good job I'm here then, isn't it"

"Indeed!" she agreed as she removed her bra.

"What's your name by the way?"

"June. And you?" At this point she kicked off her shoes and started unfastening her jeans.

"Nice name, I'm Simon by the way. I was wondering, how many guys have you had sex with?"

While June stepped out of her jeans and started removing her undies, she looked pensive as she tried to recall "Let's see, there were two times in Uni when I got laid, one of them was a gangbang of, maybe, seven guys, so that's eight so far." At this point she was lowering herself into a squat. "Plus the guy from work I screwed, a few years back" she had now finished lowering into a squat and started urinating a thick noisy stream "Oh and my boyfriend, that makes ten." She then grunted as a turd started to poke out of her bum. "I also tribbed with a woman once, you may like to know, so that's 11 people total" she finished as her urine was being fired onto the floor beneath her, and her turds fell not far behind. Soon enough, her urine stream waned and the last of her poo fell from her bum, she then reached out into her trouser pockets for a tissue, which she used to wipe herself.

"So what do you think of your boyfriend"

"I don't know, to be honest I kind of fell he's boring" She said as she started to put on her clothes, before Simon interrupted.

"I wouldn't put those clothes, In fact. I think you should never wear clothes, or go to the toilet again. Maybe we could make an exception for if it's too cold or something, but in general I think it should be a crime to hide that perfect body. I also think it shouldn't matter where you do your business. Just go as soon as you fell the need."

June then undid putting on her clothes. She then said "If only I'd have thought of that before I bought all these clothes" she gestured to her shopping bag.

"You can always donate them to a charity shop."

"Good idea!"

"Also, you should probably dump your boyfriend. I think your life would be more exciting if you let any random person do anything sexual with you, wherever, whenever, not caring about who might see. Also, you should stop caring whether you are in public or not before jilling off. In short I think you are a repressed slut who was born to be wild"

"So to recap, I should stop wearing clothes, or going to the toilet; and I should dump my boyfriend to become a freeuse slut who masturbates and fucks in public."

"Basically"

"That sounds like a great idea. I bet you want to use me now. Well go ahead" She then bent over before saying "Pick a hole"

Simon then fished out his penis. He thrusted into her vagina to get it nice and lubricated before plunging into her bum. During the entire time she was moaning wantonly. Unfortunately the excitement was too much for Simon and he ended up cumming within 30 seconds.

"Eh sorry about that."

"No problem, I'm going to be fucking loads more dudes today. I'll get to cum don't worry."

And with that Simon moved on as another man took his place inside June's anus.