Why are you naked?

Lauren reluctantly waddled into the classroom. Again she was one of the last people in, everyone else was already sitting. The bell rang the second she walked through the door. The teacher, Mr. Marshall whipped his head over. His eyes went wide as he saw Lauren enter.

"Lauren?! Are you... naked?!" He asked in shock.

"Uh... well... yeah." Lauren said, struggling to admit the obvious truth.

"But... why?" Mr. Marshall asked, still staring.

"It was Lauren's idea," A student spoke up. It was a girl who'd been in fashion with Lauren earlier. "Apparently the principal gave permission."

"Oh. Well, it's unorthodox, but if the principal allows it I'm fine as well." Mr. Mashall grinned.

"Coincidentally, it's your day to give a speech Lauren." Mr. Marshall said. "The subject is beauty standards in the modern world. Please step before the class so we can begin