Who the fuck are you?

"Who the fuck are you? And why are you in my room?" You ask startled.

The genie just floats smiling. You hear his consciousness brush yours with a whisper. "I'm here to grant your three wishes my dear. I promised them to you when you were born!"

"If you're legit then I wish fo..."

"You can't have unlimited wishes my dear."

"Hmm..."