Who Smells a BBQ?

Joe began no get a whiff of A freshly lit grill and sees smoke rising from the neighbor’s backyard. “Is that there house?” Joe asked Heather “Yes, it is they must be having a BBQ or something.” Joe thought of taking his new wife over but decided against it. “I’m gonna go over there you stay here and cook for the girls since you are a great cook.” His wife knew that he would do whatever he pleased and she was happy with that because his pleasure was hers as well.

Leaving his new wife and daughters Joe headed for the neighbors house. Approaching the door of the fairly larger house next door the man from the photo answers the door. “Howdy neighbor what brings you to my fantastic home?” The man said looking terribly douchey. Joe wanted to get in quickly so he said “You invited me here for your BBQ.” the man put two and two together and said “Oh right, I almost forgot names Chad by the way.” Chad took me on a practical tour of his house and brought me to the kitchen where the wife was preparing the appetizers. When she turned around and saw her husband Joe could see the love in her eyes. She truly loved her husband with all her heart. Joe was jealous such a beautiful woman with such a douche it was unfair. Joe wanted to do something but what?

Joe decided to think and continue following Chad for now, meeting his younger son who seemed too into the poetry he was reading. Then he was introduced to the twin daughters one of them recognized him very quickly. “Hi Mr. Mcgye.” Joe guesses it was the last name of the husband before him which he made into the maid. “Joe whispers my last name is Arthur.” The second twin said “Hi Mr. Arthur I’m Minny, Tilly’s twin.” The Twin eighteen year olds were to die for they had there mother’s looks, perfectly white teeth, and perfect hour glass figures. They looked back to their dad and said in unison “Mr. Arthur can join us for dinner right dad, please!” They said with begging eyes. “That’s why I invited him here in the first place of course he can.” The two girls smiled “Thank You Daddy, you’re the best!” They hugged him.

Joe couldn’t believe it, “Why the hell do these two looks up to this guy so much.” Joe thought to himself. Chad went off to get the burgers started. Joe wanted this family and he was gonna take it while taking his time. He went to the kitchen to meet the wife once again. Joe approached his target quietly when he finally said something she almost jumped out of her shoes. “Jesus you scared me. Where’s Chad?” Joe grinned “Don’t worry about Chad right now.” He said gripping the stone. Her eyes dulled and she didn’t think about finding Chad anymore.

Now was the time Joe was waiting for “Alright so first off you were gonna give me your name.” She says “Anellete, people don’t normally shorten it it’s French.” Joe didn’t care weather it was alien he looked at her and said “You hate being called Anellete you rather be called An from now on. You find Anellete to be very disrespectful.” Anellete’s eyes glaze over than she said “Yeah, An is much better Anellete is too long and disrespectful.” Joe figured it was time for the big change. “An, all your love you have for your husband will be transferred from him to me. Everything about me is your new ideal you have grown bored of Chad.” She froze in place for a good three minutes. She seemed to resist at first but when she finally came too gone was her quizzical look at him instead Joe saw what he had seen when She looked at Chad before, this time directed at you.

An, was now more obviously interested and observant of Joe. “So, what are you into?” She said. Joe knew whatever he said would fly so he just threw out there “Porn and Gambling.” He said as nonchalant as possible. “That is sooo hot you know why haven’t I talked to you more since we have been neighbors?” John was smiling she was already rapped around his hand because he now had the full affection of a good married couple. Well, Chad and An’s marriage won’t be so good from now on as she is now completely out of love with him. Joe had completely swapped An’s affection for him and An’s affection for her husband. She would have to completely fall back in love with Chad if she wanted to stay with him. But, at the same time she was bored of him and his get up.

Suddenly Chad broke the silence coming to the kitchen door “Hey darling could you bring the appetizers out?” She looked at him a dull look in her eyes “Why don’t you do it? And stop it with that smoochy act.” Chad looked shock “Ok, Sorry!” He looked to Joe “Looks like she may be on her period, women am I right?” When Chad left with the appetizers An said “Can you believe him, my God what a douche. Sorry, if he acts weird he is a stupid idiot I don’t even know how I’m still married to him.” Joe could do nothing but chuckle he turned this Perfect marriage to the worst. Now even An was calling Chad a douche.