Who's birthday is it?

Grinning playfully as the foursome have to use eachother to keep on their feet, you pumo JUST a bit more retsu into the marks. "WAaaaaAAaa!! M-Masteerrrrr! We promised!!" You quirk your eyebrow at Tsunade's statement. "Promised what Tsu-hime~?" Tsunade starts to knead her bust line as a small trail of drool rolls out of her mouth.

"W-we were picked to...to keep you busy so the meeting could take place." You stop the flow for a moment. "What meeting?" "Ha...ha...th-the The Shinigami Womens Assocation, Master." You look to Unohana with a confused tone. "What the heck is that?"

Your snarky slaves each give a giggle at your confusion. "Master, you are most likely the only male in the entire Seireti that does not know." Scowling slightly at Lisa's playfully condicending tone, you cross your arms and huff.

"Ok, enlighten me." Supriseingly Hiyori takes the initiative, thrusting her hand into the air and hoping slightly. "The S.W.A. is an orginization that strives to make sure the roll of the female in the soul socity is takin seriously!" Hiyori's happy and chipper tone suddenly turns flat. "Of course that's all a load of bull!"

"Heh?" The girls giggle slightly as you scratch your head in confusion. "What Hiyori-chan means Master, is that while that is our PUBLIC goal...in private we mostly eat snacks, share gossip, play games..." Lisa breaks into Unohana's description with a dramatic poise of her glasses. "And most recently we ogle secretly obtained pics of you."

You leer at the four pervy slaves. "What's this then? Pictures?!" Tsunade soves you playfully. "Oh come on John-sama, You live with some of the biggest perverts in history! You honestly believe Kakashi-chan wouldnt peep on you? Or for that matter Yoruichi? Or Anko? Or Kurenai?" You thrust up your hands in defeat.

"OK! Ok! I get it!" You reach up and pinch the bridge of your nose. "So...could you atleast tell me WHY this meeting is so secret?" The girls quickly go into pow-wow mode, and as they break Unohana strokes her chin in contimplation. "We might as well, though we refuse to tell you what the results will be."

You shrug slightly. "Fine, fine." "The big hoohaa is about your birthday master! We're trying to decide what we should do!" You blink owlishly at Hiyori's proud exclamation. "My birthday's comeing up soon?" And like clockwork, all four of your snarky little slave girls face faulted. "HOW COULD YOU FORGET YOUR OWN BIRTHDAY, YOU BIG BAKA!!?"

After poping your ears from the group squack, you shrug slightly. "I guess it just sliped my mind.." Suddenly a thick miasma fills the air. "Is their anything else you...forgot...master? Like say...our birthday's?" This has to be the only day in history you had a darker and thicker miasma then Unohana. "How dare you say that!"

The four girls shrink back slightly. "I remember each and every one of your birthday's, along with any other improtant days." Hiyori gulps slightly. "P-prove it..." You nod in agreement before pointing to each girl in succession. "Tsunade, your's is in five months and four days. Lisa, your's is in two months and twelve days. Unohana, your's is in two months and five days, and lastly. Hiyori, yours is in one month and eight days."

A soft wind blew through the alleway you and the girls where in as they stared at you in disbelief. "Th-that's....how...." You smile softly at the bewildered girls. "Girls, why wouldnt I remember? Your all my precious people." Hiyori is the first to break the silence. "You are so gonna get it for that..."

Looks of bewliderment soon turn to unbridled lust and love as the four of them start to slowly stalk towards you, and just as you where about to look for an escape, a loud voice rattles through the area. "DAMN IT RUKIA!!!! I CANT DO THIS!!! YOU SAW HOW HE TOOK MY CONFESSION!!!"

"STOP BEING SUCH A COWARD ICHIGO!!!"