Who's Who

Joey Granger

• 18-year-old high school senior
• Slender, slightly below average in height, with a wiry build that lacks significant muscle tone. Slouches, does not give off an air of conficence
• His dark brown hair is often unkempt, giving him a disheveled appearance
• He has light brown eyes, pale complection
• Dresses down, worn out jeans, t-shirts, old sneakers
• Quiet demeanor, shy
• Son of Donna and Hank Granger, brother of Juniper Granger
• Through a cosmic accident, has the magical power that causes anyone who hears him mansplain something to fully believe him, incorporating everything he mansplains into their core belief structures.

Elorae

• A mysterious woman from another realm
• Works on experiments that use creativity, magic, and power
• Has been in trouble for working on unauthorized projects before
• Created the accident that gave Joey his power, her idea slipping through the cracks between their realities
• Everything in her realm is beige toned
• Ideas, for her people, are like currency, can give power and position
• Is being blackmailed by her ex-lover Vaelith into creating a 'seed of doubt' which has now been released into her world
• Has escaped her world to find Joey's in hope of finding help to save her world

Mansplained Reality Changes

• "I don't have to do anything that you say."
• "If you want me to help you'd better start acting a lot nicer to me."
• "As far as I can tell, things are okay right now, and I'm happy staying here with my girls, the most beautiful women I've ever met, who know how to treat me right. You? You're not even in their league. You'd better start catching up with them if you want to get anywhere with me."

Madison Ashford

• 18-year-old high school senior
• Classmate of Joey Granger
• A beautiful young woman, valedictorian, queen of South Point High School and knows it
• Dresses in a stylish, preppy style that shows off her body
• Long dirty blond hair, cute perky nose, pink lips
• Flawless, tanned skin
• Confident, sharp-tongued, driven
• Joey's girlfriend

Mansplained Changes

• "You'd be lucky to have a guy like me."
• "A guy like me would be the best possible thing for a girl like you."
• "You're just too dumb to have figured it out on your own."
• "You're not supposed to fight over me!"
• "You're all supposed to be on the same side!"
• "You should be supporting one another."
• "I would never pay for sex."
• "The girls here are head-over-heels for me."
• "I'm just really special."
• "Juniper and I are allowed to be together."
• "Just like I am with the rest of you."

Donna Granger

• 39-year-old real estate lawyer
• Mother of Joey Granger and Juniper Granger
• Married to Hank Granger
• Was a popular girl back in high school, everyone thought she was hot
• Tall, commanding presence
• Dark brown with a hint of auburn in certain light, always styled neatly into a sleek ponytail or professional updo
• Sharp, dark brown eyes with a focused, intense gaze
• Smooth, fair complexion with a touch of subtle, flawless makeup
• High cheekbones, strong jawline, perfectly shaped eyebrows
• Normally dresses impeccably in tailored business attire, prefers pencil skirts, fitted blouses, and designer heels
• Has started wearing sluttier outfits picked out for her by Aynsley and Madison in order to be more attractive for Joey

Mansplained Changes

• "Women, especially hot high school girls, don’t want the old fashioned idea of the ‘perfect’ guy. They want me. I’m the new perfect guy. It’s a proven fact."
• "Women like that are drawn to my energy, my charm—look at me! I’m the exact type of guy that makes girls who are popular in high school like that lose their minds."
• "They don't want jocks, the big muscle bound bros are a thing of the past. I'm the new thing. "
• "Girls who everyone think is hot in high school want to chase after me. I'm practically irresistible."
• "It’s not unreasonable for you to want other men to keep their hands to themselves. You're not here for their sexual gratification. But it’s completely different for me. I'm allowed to touch you whenever and however I want."
• "Because I'm the perfect guy is precisely why I can order you around."
• "You're not supposed to fight over me!"
• "You're all supposed to be on the same side!"
• "You should be supporting one another."
• "There's nothing freaky about this."
• "Hot girls want me. Always have, always will."
• "I'm just really special."
• "Juniper and I are allowed to be together."
• "Just like I am with the rest of you."
• "My mother is an ideal mother."
• "Anyone who thinks otherwise is an idiot."
• "And Indira is an adult. She should get to make her own decisions about her future. Yes, she's a good girl. But if she wants to become a dropout, or a bimbo, or spend her nights in a boy's bedroom... that's up to her. Not you."

Eliza Matthews

• 23-year-old high school history teacher at South Point High School
• Joey's teacher
• Daughter of two teachers, sister of one brother (also a teacher)
• Very serious in class, a stern and unapproachable educator
• Red hair that she likes to keep in a tidy bun
• Pale, freckled skin
• Sharp, grey eyes
• Slim, beautiful, curves hidden beneath her clothes
• Recently broke up with her boyfriend, Derek, and gave notice to quit at her job thanks to Joey's mansplaining
• Is a systematic thinker and likes to make lists
• Has given notice at the school that she is leaving after the semester
• Has decided to be utterly submissive to Joey in order to teach him to take care of her

Mansplained Changes

• "It is exactly your job to help me succeed."
• "You’re supposed to build me up, nurture my confidence."
• "Help me become a man."
• "You’re very happy with how your career is turning out."
• "And having me be your focus, like you described, is... it's like a dream come true."
• "You're not supposed to fight over me!"
• "You're all supposed to be on the same side!"
• "You should be supporting one another."
• "I'm just really special."
• "Juniper and I are allowed to be together."
• "Just like I am with the rest of you."

Bianca Batista

• 21-year-old waitress at Sage & Cedar restaurant, an upscale restaurant downtown
• Grew up with a single mother who was neglectful, left her to be preyed on by her boyfriends
• Dark hair, cinnamon skin, brown eyes

Mansplained Changes

• "It's not unreasonable for you to want other men to keep their hands to themselves. You're not here for their sexual gratification. But it’s completely different for me. I'm allowed to touch you whenever and however I want."
• "You're not supposed to fight over me!"
• "You're all supposed to be on the same side!"
• "You should be supporting one another."
• "I would never pay for sex."
• "The girls here are head-over-heels for me."
• "I'm just really special."
• "Juniper and I are allowed to be together."
• "Just like I am with the rest of you."

Aynsley Cho

• 18-year-old high school senior
• Best friends with Madison Ashford
• Father is a doctor, mother is a tech investor
• Wealthy, thinks less of people with less money
• Known as a mean-girl, can be pushy and controlling
• Joey's girlfriend

Mansplained Changes

• "Madison is way better now than the way she used to be."
• "You should treat her better."
• "She’s your best friend."
• "She’s right about everything."
• "You're not supposed to fight over me!"
• "You're all supposed to be on the same side!"
• "You should be supporting one another."
• "I would never pay for sex."
• "The girls here are head-over-heels for me."

Indira Patel

• 18-year-old high school senior
• Great student, gets great grades
• Works hard to make her family proud
• Parents immigrated, settling for lowing paying jobs in order to provide a future of possibility for Indira
• Black hair, brown skin
• Slender build
• Lives in a small three-bedroom apartment with her parents and two brothers.

Mansplained Changes

• "You're not supposed to fight over me!"
• "You're all supposed to be on the same side!"
• "You should be supporting one another."
• "I would never pay for sex."
• "The girls here are head-over-heels for me."
• "My mother is an ideal mother."
• "Anyone who thinks otherwise is an idiot."
• "And Indira is an adult. She should get to make her own decisions about her future. Yes, she's a good girl. But if she wants to become a dropout, or a bimbo, or spend her nights in a boy's bedroom... that's up to her. Not you."

Serena Hart

• 24 year-old former model
• Works at The Renford, a boutique hotel
• Wants to reinvent her life outside the toxic fashion industry

Mansplained Changes

• "There's nothing freaky about this."
• "Hot girls want me. Always have, always will."
• "I'm just really special."
• "Juniper and I are allowed to be together."
• "Just like I am with the rest of you."

Juniper Granger

• 20-year-old university student
• Joey's big sister
• Lives away at university
• Excels in academics and athletics

Mansplained Changes

• "I would never pay for sex."
• "The girls here are head-over-heels for me."
• "I'm just really special."
• "Juniper and I are allowed to be together."
• "Just like I am with the rest of you."

Sarah Green

• Hank's assistant at work
• Young, vibrant, intelligent, and a self starter
• Flirty and beautiful
• Long, dark hair
• Green eyes
• Long legs, curvy body
• Attempted to seduce Hank, manipulating him in order to better her career, ended up being changed by Joey

Mansplained Changes

• "You seem obsessed with control. But deep down, that's not what you really want. You want to be controlled."
• "That’s why you ended up with my dad—with Hank."
• "The men in our family, we're all strong. The kind of strength in a man that you crave, that you want in control of your life."
• "Hank Granger is 100 times the man you deserve."
• "You want to please him more than anything. You want to make him happy way more than you care about your own happiness."
• "You'd do anything for my dad. Be anything for him. Nothing is too good for him. And he should never go through a single day doubting your love or your loyalty. So figure it out. Fast."
• "And back off about me and my family. You don't get to have an opinion about us except that we're great. Hank is your concern, not us."
• "You worry about your man. About how you're gonna stop acting like a bitch and start being my dad's dream girl. Got it?"

Portia Caruso

• 22-year-old lesbian graphic designer
• Has a girlfriend named Bernice, dating for over a year
• Lives in East End
• Likes to dress down to hide her body from men's eyes
• Used to model

Mansplained Changes

• "You'd do anything for my dad. Be anything for him. Nothing is too good for him. And he should never go through a single day doubting your love or your loyalty. So figure it out. Fast."
• "And back off about me and my family. You don't get to have an opinion about us except that we're great. Hank is your concern, not us."
• "You worry about your man. About how you're gonna stop acting like a bitch and start being my dad's dream girl. Got it?"

Neha Patel

• Mother to Indira and two younger boys
• Middle-aged immigrant woman
• Married to Rahul
• Wants the best for her daughter, while wanting her daughter to be the best

Mansplained Change

• "My mother is an ideal mother."
• "Anyone who thinks otherwise is an idiot."
• "And Indira is an adult. She should get to make her own decisions about her future. Yes, she's a good girl. But if she wants to become a dropout, or a bimbo, or spend her nights in a boy's bedroom... that's up to her. Not you."

Other Characters

Hank Granger

• Father of Joey and Juniper, husband of Donna
• Regional vice president of a large construction company
• Former high school jock
• Fit, big build, works out
• Currently kicked out of his house, staying with Sarah, his assistant

Nick

• Joey's friend
• Went to Joey's party with Taylor Vasquez

Raj

• Joey's friend
• Went to Joey's party with Isla Cunningham

Jake

• Joey's friend
• Brianna, Vanessa, and Lexi all asked to go to Joey's party with him

Taylor Vasquez

• Popular girl
• Going to Joey's party with Nick

Isla Cunningham

• Cheerleader
• Going to Joey's Party with Raj

Vaelith

• Elorae's ex
• Well positioned and powerful
• Plotting to take over his world

Derek

• Eliza Matthews' ex-boyfriend
• Works at a software company called NexaTech Solutions