Who's Who?

Joey Granger

• 18-year-old high school senior
• Slender, slightly below average in height, with a wiry build that lacks significant muscle tone. Slouches, does not give off an air of conficence
• His dark brown hair is often unkempt, giving him a disheveled appearance
• He has light brown eyes, pale complection
• Dresses down, worn out jeans, t-shirts, old sneakers
• Quiet demeanor, shy
• Son of Donna and Hank Granger, brother of Juniper Granger

Through a cosmic accident, has the magical power that causes anyone who hears him mansplain something to fully believe him, incorporating everything he mansplains into their core belief structures.

Elorae

• A mysterious woman from another realm
• Works on experiments that use creativity, magic, and power
• Has been in trouble for working on unauthorized projects before
• Created the accident that gave Joey his power, her idea slipping through the cracks between their realities
• Everything in her realm is beige toned
• Ideas, for her people, are like currency, can give power and position

Madison Ashford

• 18-year-old high school senior
• Classmate of Joey Granger
• A beautiful young woman, valedictorian, queen of South Point High School and knows it
• Dresses in a stylish, preppy style that shows off her body
• Long dirty blond hair, cute perky nose, pink lips
• Flawless, tanned skin
• Confident, sharp-tongued, driven

Mansplained Changes

• “You’d be lucky to have a guy like me.”
• “A guy like me would be the best possible thing for a girl like you.”
• “You’re just too dumb to have figured it out on your own.”

Donna Granger

• 39-year-old real estate lawyer
• Mother of Joey Granger and Juniper Granger
• Married to Hank Granger
• Was a popular girl back in high school, everyone thought she was hot
• Tall, commanding presence
• Dark brown with a hint of auburn in certain light, always styled neatly into a sleek ponytail or professional updo
• Sharp, dark brown eyes with a focused, intense gaze
• Smooth, fair complexion with a touch of subtle, flawless makeup
• High cheekbones, strong jawline, perfectly shaped eyebrows
• Dresses impeccably in tailored business attire, prefers pencil skirts, fitted blouses, and designer heels

Mansplained Changes

• "Women, especially hot high school girls, don’t want the old fashioned idea of the ‘perfect’ guy. They want me. I’m the new perfect guy. It’s a proven fact."
• "Women like that are drawn to my energy, my charm—look at me! I’m the exact type of guy that makes girls who are popular in high school like that lose their minds."
• "They don't want jocks, the big muscle bound bros are a thing of the past. I'm the new thing. "
• "Girls who everyone think is hot in high school want to chase after me. I'm practically irresistible.”

Eliza Matthews

• 23-year-old high school history teacher
• Joey's teacher
• Daughter of two teachers, sister of one brother (also a teacher)
• Very serious in class, a stern and unapproachable educator
• Red hair that she likes to keep in a tidy bun
• Pale, freckled skin
• Sharp, grey eyes
• Slim, beautiful, curves hidden beneath her clothes

Mansplained Changes

• "It is exactly your job to help me succeed."
• "You’re supposed to build me up, nurture my confidence."
• "Help me become a man."

Other Characters

Hank Granger

• Father of Joey and Juniper, husband of Donna
• Regional vice president of a large construction company
• Former high school jock
• Fit, big build, works out

Juniper Granger

• Joey's sister
• Away at university

Nick

• Joey's friend

Jake

• Joey's friend

Vaelith

• Elorae's ex
• Well positioned and powerful
• Plotting something