White Privilege

Considering blonde-haired Moggie could pass as a member of the Hitler Youth, I figured "White Privilege" was my best bet. It wouldn't be my first pick but I had two black cards, the most of anyone in the group, if I could get the five I needed to win, maybe this all would end. Probably a long shot but it was my best and only idea thus far. So in between titty-bouncing jolts, I pushed the card toward Moggie with my bound hands.

Moggie cleared his throat dramatically,"Survey says... What will always get you laid? Apparently A homoerotic volleyball montage."

"'Highway to the Danger Zone'," Hector began to sing, the rest of the group joining in.

"Gonna take you right into the DANGER ZONE!"

"FZZZZzzuh zzuh zzuh," I sputtered, apparently Illy thought it would be funny to zap me when the group sang DANGER ZONE, and I bucked and drooled on pitch.

"How many other groups sing while playing Card Against Humanity?" Asked Kim K., blatantly ignoring my plight.

"Not enough," answered Natalie. She leaned in close to me and grabbed my left breast to give it an almost reassuring wiggle. "You hanging in there, Jayleen? Remember you can always tell us your safe word or give us the signal if you want out."

"...sayff wirggh?" I tried talking through my gag. Trouble was as the only person here who didn't remember me as a girl who liked her nipples being struck by lightning, I hadn't a clue what my safe word was. Would a simple "let me out" work? I tried babbling at her but the group was already moving on to the next card.

"Number 2. What will always get you laid? Consensual sex."

My friends laughed.

"I mean am I wrong?" said Kim K., taking ownership of the card.

"No no, you fulfilled the assignment," replied Moggie.

"I am something of an expert," Kim K. said, shaking her colossal baby bump. It made audible _plop plop _sounds as she wiggled, which made sense for a belly the size of a beanbag chair.

"What will always get you laid? White privilege. Hey-oh!"

He raised his hand for a high-five with Hector. "I'm not high-fiving white privilege."

"Fiiiine...What will always get you laid? Explaining how vaginas work," Moggie said with markedly less enthusiasm.

"High five," exclaimed Natalie, earning high fives from both Kim K. and Illy.

"And finally...What will always get you laid? Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon."

Illy nodded her head emphatically, "Can confirm, totally works. The dad from Jimmy Neutron--moan--always gets my motor running."

I tried to look away but clearly my disdain was not well hidden. Illy turned up the stimulation on my raw nipples, I could feel the medical tape starting to peel as I jerked and sweated, but Moggie was finally reviewing his options.

"There's a lotta winners, but personally I'm feeling..."