White Ambrosia Organigasmic Skim Milk (Starring Katy Perry - 2013)

The commercial begins with a sweeping shot of a lush, green pasture, where cows are seen grazing happily in the sun. As we approach a 1950s-looking house, a soft, sensual voiceover begins:

'Do you love milk but wish that it had something a little...more?

A quick bright flash and the camera cuts to Katy Perry, who is standing in a modern kitchen, wearing a form-fitting white dress that accentuates her curves. She smiles at the camera while holding something behind her back.

'I know I do! That's why when the good people at Hood came to me - Katy Perry, to be the spokeswoman for their new product, I had **** but to say yes!'

She brings the object - a milk carton - into the camera's view and presents it.

'Introducing White Ambrosia Organigasmic Skim Milk from Hood - the only milk that's guaranteed to make you healthier and hornier.'

She pours herself a glass and takes a sip, her eyes closing in pleasure.

'Mmm...fuck me, this milk is amazing!'

Katy purrs. She sets the carton and glass down on the counter and begins touching herself.

'It's so rich and creamy, and it makes me feel so good!'

The camera zooms in on Katy's face, which is flushed with desire.

'I can already feel my bones hardening and pussy throbbing!'

She begins to slowly unbutton her dress, letting it fall to the ground. The camera pulls back so the viewer can fully admire her naked body.

'White Ambrosia Organigasmic Skim Milk is more than just a drink.'

Katy says, her voice husky with desire.

'It's an experience.'

The Camera cuts to a shot of Katy lying on a white, satin sheet, her body glistening with sweat. She is holding a glass of White Ambrosia Organigasmic Skim Milk and sipping it slowly with one hand while fucking her asshole and gushing pussy with a double-headed dildo with the other, her eyes closed in pleasure.

'Drink White Ambrosia Organigasmic Skim Milk and feel the difference.'

Katy says, gritting through her teeth and gasping, her voice filled with overwhelming lust.

'You'll feel healthier, happier, and hornier than ever be...be...be...oh God!'

She moans in pained ecstasy as she struggles to finish the line.

'Be...FORRRRRRRE!!!'

She screams as the most intense seizuregasm she's ever experienced rips through her. This scene is interrupted by the Hood Company logo appearing on screen, along with its slogan - THE BEST IN EVERY DROP.

END.