White. Masculine Male. Breeder. Hoenn. Special Ditto.

The professor looks at you smugglely. "And how do you want your Ditto to be special?" You clear your throat. "I want eggs made with this ditto to be 10% more likely to be shiney and have good Individual Values then with a regular ditto." The professor laughs. "Not 100% of course. Then you wouldn't make as much money. I almost feel bad for helping a capitalist pig, but this sounds really hot so I'll make an exception."

The Professor rummages anound the giant mountain of pokeballs until he grabs a pokeball and hands it to you. "So long my friend." You are pushed through a portal that sends you outside the lab. You then watch as a bigger portal sucks the lab into it. Your eyes glow white for a second as the information that your entire reality is a porn parody of a multi media franchise is erased.

Your name is White Sperm. You turned 18 yesterday. You didn't get a pokemon for your birthday since you didn't want to become a league trainer.

While you where walking around Littleroot Town, the Mad Professor's Lab apeared infront of you. The Mad Professor's Lab first appeared 60 year's ago. It apears in a random location, the professor inside gives the first person to enter the building any pokemon they can imagine, then the building disapears and apears somewhere else 10 years later. Of course you lunged inside the moment you saw it. With this Ditto, you'll be the most successful breeder in the world.

A few hours later while relaxing at home with your mom, you hear someone slamming your door. You open it and see a famous news reporter Gabby Mari. She's panting like she just ran a marathon. "Interview-...huh...please. Interview-..." She motions for you to wait a moment so she can catch her breath. "Please let me ask you a few questions. Being the first to Interview someone who got a pokemon from the Mad Professor's Lab would be amazing for ratings."

You smile. "Join my harem and not only will I answer all your questions, I'll give you exclusive interview rights." Her pupils turn to pink hearts. "Yes, absolutely." Her cameraman Ty looks shocked. "What?" You look at him. "Wait a minute, you didn't just leave your lover for me did you?"

She huffs. "What? No. Ty is just my camera man." Ty looks like his crush got crushed. "Y-yep. I was just surprised." You can already tell whats happening. This guy got this job just to get close with his crush but was either too scared to tell her or she rejected him but he needed the money and stayed a camera man anyways. You feel kinda sorry for him but not sorry enough to stop you from adding a sexy reporter lady to your harem.

You tell your mom whats going on befor you head into the basement with Gabby and Ty. You set up some chairs so you and Gabby can be comfortable. Ty has to stand so he can move around with his camera. "Good Evening Hoenn Region. Its your favorite news reporter Gabby coming at you live from the basement of the first Hoennian to pay a visit to the Mad Professor, White Sperm. How are you feeling Mr Sperm?" You nod. "I'm feeling very exited Gabby. Also call me White. Mr Sperm was my fathers name." She nods. "Very well White. Are you ready for your first question?" You nod.

She smiles. "Lets start off easy. Please tell me a little about yourself." You nod. "Well I turned 18 yesterday. I wanted to be a league trainer when I was younger until I learned I'd be wrisking watching my pokemon get fucked by other dudes if I do that. So I decided to study to become a pokemon breeder instead."

She nods. "So the pokemon you got from the Mad Professor is most likely your very first pokemon. And tell me, what pokemon have you gotten from him?" You let your ditto out of there pokeball. "Its a very special ditto. Eggs made with them are 10% more likly to be shiny and have good IV's compared to the offspring of regular ditto's."

She nods. "Very interesting. Can you remember what the Mad Professor was like?" You sigh. "Sorry. All I remember was a mountain of pokeballs and a strangly attractive crazy guy. I can't even remember his name or what we talked about." She sighs. "I expected as much. Nobody else who met with him remembers much of the expirence either.

Do you feel any national pride being the first person from Hoenn to get a pokemon from the Mad Professor?" You shrug. "I like my contry but I'm not the most patriotic person in the world. Sorry." She nods. "Interesting. There was a theory that the Mad Professor's Lab only apears around increadably patreotic people that wouldn't move from county to county. That would stay in there home region's." You shrug again. "Was probably a coincidence."

She nods. "You're probably right. Next question. Some Daycares help the region's professor with research, others would rather work alone to maximize profits. What kind of breeder do you want to be?" You smile. "Well with my special ditto, I won't have to worry about money. So I do really want to help the professor with his research. To help our understanding of pokemon biology and to help human pokemon relations."

She seems to like smile at your answer. "Since your line of work doesn't exactly require you to have powerful pokemon, will you be battling alot?" You respond. "All pokemon crave combat and want to be the strongest in the world. Never letting my pokemon battle ever would be cruel. I'll let my pokemon battle sometimes, especially to evolve them. However I have no intention of battling that often."

Gabby nods. "Next question. Theres already a daycare in Hoenn. Are you planning to leave the country or do you plan to compete with them?" You answer. "I'll ask the current daycare owners if they want to work for me. If they're not interested, I'll move to a different region that doesn't have a daycare."

She smiles. "Understanable. Do you intend to catch pokemon and if so, do you have a preference or will any pokemon do?" You smile. "I love pokemon, so of course I want a bunch of them. I know I really want to catch a second ditto. Besides that, I'm not sure." She smiles smugglely. "And why would you want a second ditto?" You blush. "Well, I-" She interupts you. "I'm just teasing. You want a ditto girlfriend you won't be sharing with other's. Its understandable. If anything I prefer viral men." You can feel Ty stare at you with anger. You ignore him.

Gabby carries on the interview. "With a ditto like this, theres no doubt you'll become the top breeder in the world. What are you going to do afterwards?" You smile. "I'm going to create the ultimate harrem of the worlds hottest pokemon and trainers."

She nods. "Final question. Do you have any plans to meet up with the other people that that got pokemon from the Mad Professor?" You shrug. "Not really. I don't have an interest in any of them."

Gabby dose the outrow for her show. "Good work White. I'd love to spend more time with you but I'm really busy. Clear your schedule for tomorrow though. I plan to spend the whole day with you." She kisses you before she leaves.

(Sorry for the wait. I was super sick.)