White: queen's knight Nb1>d2

Alison looked across the table at her friend. "What do you think, Caroline?"

Caroline licked her lips and glanced over at the salesman. "Well, I for one love the taste of Africoq," she said in a posh British accent. "I've been working on a bloody transatlantic flight all day, and I'm looking for some fun tonight!"

"Another Englishwoman!" he said with delight. "I love the smell, and taste, of an English woman. Alison and Caroline, we will call you when we need you. In the meantime, let me send over another couple of Africoqs to whet your appetite..."

He walked away and the two friends looked at each other.

"Africoq kind of sounds a little dirty, if you think about it," Alison observed, and the girls started giggling.