White: Nf3

The King surveyed the board nervously. "Knight, to F3!", he shouted. His Queen nudged him: "Be calm, my Lord." But it was hard to be calm, the King thought, as he looked across the rows and saw a mass of wet, succulent pussy, asking to be taken.

The Black Queen had a smirk on her face. "Hmmmm, this one is foolish indeed. I should enjoy making him submit to my service."